Conversation Between Akkuz and aeterno
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I can only imagine that throwing around nuclear missiles will be even more fun if your drunk Even though I've lived in London my whole life, I've not gone into central London much for alcohol-orientated shinanigans. Getting home at 4am is rather suicidally painful (not to mention the night bus is full of maniacs and tramps drinking special brew) and everything is just ridiculously overpriced
Don't get me wrong, Brighton's been great but final year workload is destroying the uni experience Last time I went out in London, we went to a cool place in Camden, that used to be a horse stable and it's been converted into a club type thing. Pretty dayum cool Hoxton pony near Old Street is cool too..I ended up paying something like £4 for an orange juice in there once, and £7.50 for a glass of wine
Y'know..I think my wallet is alright for now. No creases. I ironed it a few months back
Volunteer work or community service?
Oh yes, it is Hell to the yeah! Of course I'll be slurring out answers to questions I only pretend to understand. As long as I sound like I know what I'm talking about it'll be fine though
N'aww Get your hopes up a little bit - IT'S LONDON, BABY!
It's always the daft ones who are most amusing
Y'know, I can always iron a black hole in your wallet instead
Such a meanie
I did some volunteer work once to clear litter from the Thames. It's very dirty, indeed!
So..I gather the library is pretty awesome? You want to be an honorary member, dontcha!? Ah, sweet. So you can just drink in lectures
I hope there is time! I want to do society-related stuffs. Hoping it will be a bit of a fresh start for me. 3 years here, has dragged on. But I have a sneaky feeling a new university will be an equally disappointing experience, so I don't want to get my hopes up too much.
I mean..how can you set fire to your home with fireworks..in the bathroom..then build a race track in your garden!?
Damn..that's gonna create a massive black hole in my wallet!
But I want to bring him back to life! So I can kill him all over again
Just don't go swimming in there and you'll be fine So dirty
Well, the library is awesome! But you know what's even more awesome? THE LIBRARY! You can be an honorary member of the WS Dept Yeah but this bar is near campus. So. Much. Closer. I don't think there'll be much time. I'm only joining the WS society because of all their cool guest speakers This year's just a nightmare in general
Everyone calls him Ladotelli But he is admittedly quite amusing
Um, well, I...
You owe me a life time supply of chocolate
We've not covered Malthus! You don't need to terminate him with your weapons though, he's gone already
Aha, I wouldn't mind rowing down the Thames every day
You never told me about the library! Tell me more about the library. Is it good? I'm cominggg to the boat partay! London is just one big bar in general hah I've just had a look at a few societies. Definitely a few I'd like to join, but realistically would there be time? I haven't been able to join one this year, as the workload is horrific.
Despite my hatred for him, he's exciting to watch. Ladotelli as I like to call him
Wh..why are they staring then?
Aww, fnx u, so sweet to save me! I owe ya one!
I mentioned Malthus in my dissertation. Then I deleted that sentence because I never wanted to see his name again
Yeah they are! Row, row, row your boat...
Well, their library is nice. So is their library. Oh and did I tell you about their library? The War Studies society actually has boat parties. All the WS students are geektastic - I haven't quite decided if this is in a good way or a bad way There's that bar by the Strand campus which will be my new home ...I'm terrible at stalking
Balotelli can go play for some **** team where even his skills won't make them any better than they are Or just, y'know, disappear City were so cocky before and look what happened
I work for MI5, of course No, I'm kidding. Or am I? Yes. Yes I am I don't think that's why they keep staring at you
You'll be the only one not running around like a headless chicken If they suspect you, I'll send the detachable capsule from the London eye to your rescue
I know, tell me about it! Hate this globalisation module
Boat parties are cool
Haha..so what else have you found out about King's that I should know? Fill me in
Don't pollute! Balotelli pollutes the premier league He's been on the bench mostly lately, so it won't make a huge difference to Man City. I'm enjoying their crumble at the minute though
Dayum, how did you know? Yep..I'm associated with perverts, alright. People just can't stop perving at me!
Ohhhh, it's going to be an explosive summer! I'll probably be over in Waterloo in a classroom and hear a bomb go off and just be like..'ahh, aeterno's at it again *put head down and carry on with work*'
I'll let you off because political economy is not fun at all! Well, it's fine for about 30 mins but then
Boat parties! Alright, you've sold me on that idea
Yeah, 'cause I'm that cool They're so big! Well compared to my uni library they are anyway I've been stalking King's ever since I got my offer. That's right - 6 weeks of stalking
Aw, but I wanna pollute
I'm still too happy about Balotelli's 4 match ban to have read anything since yesterday
I bet you do So you're the guy who's always in the news? The one in the mysterious, long coat and with the moustache most stereotypically associated with perverts?
Yes it is I have to practise for September
Damn, that's what I meant! All this political economy revision is making me go looney
Long-winded..but fun, eh? I'll steer the boat, you put up the mast! Not to mention all the boat parties!
Ey, ey, you've been checkin' out the libraries already?? I don't know anything about King's at all..except it's in London
Haha. Well, that and the fact its low carbon
Oh goodie. You can read the papers and then tell me all the days news! Pleaseeee?
Ohhh yeah! I love street corners. Especially Soho
It's always war with you, isn't it lady!
You mean femininity? Deal!
Add some flour! It might work
That's one long-winded way to get to London
Oh mine sucks too But I am looking forward to the Maughan Library AND the Senate House Maybe he lives there?
'Cause it's green? (I know, I know, I'm hilarious ...)
As a Politics student, I feel obliged to read every sodding newspaper available Except for The Times 'cause I can't access that online anymore The Daily Mail is still the most entertaining no matter how badly written and desperate it is I guess that's what happens when you hang around street corners
This. Is. WAR!