Conversation Between ipulledhermione and Nick Longjohnson

I hate myse,ff more than anytone

I thought you'd hate me because I had a para moment and defriended you

Sup?

Ah, I see.

Well, I hope those gifts you have don't sag anytime soon. That'd be sad

Perhaps when I have time to compile some photographic evidence and produce a semi-literate dialogue on why I have abandoned bras and such, you'll see an all out bra-burning thread on tsr

I didn't know what it meant to be a 'bra burner' or why people do it but it's all falling into place. You'll see.

Becoming a straight-up feminist?

I burned my first bra today

*faps furiously*

Hmmm :/ I dunno then. See if you can borrow one from a neighbour?

Or hire a sexy mexican boy in short shorts?

I don't want them to know I broke it because they are insane and will kill me.

I have to replace it with the exact same one. It's a heavy duty cordless pole trimmer :/ I just need to trim the hedge before they get back so they see no need to use the trimmer again until there is a working one there.