Conversation Between Leon Trotsky and gradjobplease
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"Put me in drive" LOL
Poor guy. I can think of like 12 nasty names to call him off the top of my head.
Did man watch the men's gymnastics?
I noticed one of the British guys was ginger.
Ginger... and a gymnast.
The mind boggles at the number of times he must have got his head kicked in at school.
Ahh, they Cox-meister.
If and when Scotland become independent, they're going to need a boatload of ambassadors. It's whether you could give up your proud Chesire heritage for it.
I am going to see the boxing, weightlifting and judo, I don't think I could be more butch if I tried. You got any tickets?
Keep an eye out for a raving ginger Thatcherite. You will probably spot him arguing noisily with a lampost over the sheer folly of workers' rights. no Mrs GJP as of yet, but a fair few promising ventures. Having a job and a suit are easy wins in my current stage in life.
I went on a date with Chloe Smith, but she didn't give me a satisfactory answer to why the fuel duty rise had been postponed again, so I berated her on live TV for several minutes. She stopped responding to my texts.
And Keele ladies don't know what they're missing. You should learn guitar, bitches love guitars.
I like the Chinese. They're sexy Socialists. Although they do smoke a lot.
Cool, well good luck with that. Keep me in mind when you're looking for someone to be ambassador to Barbados.
Well done! Are you going to any Olympics events?
Lmao, nah I've not seen Teaddict, as far as I know. And no, there are no Keele ladies, I am foreveralone.jpeg. Is there a Mrs Gradjobplease yet? I hear Chloe Smith is single at the moment.
Problem with Chinese people is there is bloody TONS of them.
I'm secretly plotting to overthrow the Government, its all very "hush hush" at the moment so I've codenamed it Operation "Overthrow the Government". If by getting your eyeballs scanned you mean "An unpopular and premature move to hotdesking", then yes, this is occurring.
Also after 7 months at the gym and losing nearly 3 stone I feel tickety boo. The Olympics is just around the corner and everything sits well in my life.
...seen Teaddict? Any Keele ladies to speak of?
I'm alright. In 100 words? Man, that's a big ask. Well I've seen people take drugs, went to some chavvy clubs, seen a lot of squirrels, a LOT of Chinese people, a lot of women wearing Burkas, ate some **** food, learnt some things. That's it really. How are you? Are you the Grand Dragon of the Treasury now? Do you have to scan your eyeballs into a computer to get access to your office?
You got it correct like a bullet through my aorta, destroying the heart. As with so many gunshot wounds to the heart, it has proved fatal.
How the devil are you? Give me a 100 word summary of Addz's 1st year of uni.