Conversation Between Contrad!ction. and EEngWillow

How goes it? Settled in nicely? (Would FB be easier? )

Hey!

*Poke*

I'll text you.

To make you feel even worse - I'm about to go to bed, I'm on meds atm and they make me get sleepy quick. Might be on the phone for a little bit, but don't think I'm ignoring you if I don't reply until the morning.

Also, what time do you get up in the mornings? Because I wake up, see that you've texted me but then try to avoid replying until a decent time And then suddenly I get a text from you

I'd rather hear from you than sit in suspense waiting to!

Not my fault light travels so quickly, is it? Perhaps try turning into a neutrino?

But spontaneity is surely a good thing?

True, but they go very slowly. Slowly enough that I'd argue the time dilation isn't noticible past the nanosecond at the most generous!

Sowwi. I'll stop guilting you when you start replying to texts more reliably...

I don't think the plane travels slower just 'cos it's got orange on it (although yes, you might need to travel closer to the speed of light)

It doesn't take much to make me feel guilty, so yes

Well it was an Easyjet flight, so it was hardly that quick!

Why? Does it make you uncomfortable, me having a massive guilt trip to hold over you?