Conversation Between Great Lord Xenu and Westie.
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My messages-
Westie's testes look like prisms.
Westie's testes are largely the cause of his egotism. -
My penis is actually quite large - and it tastes like 'marge.
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You mean your small penis?
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Well I'm afraid I can't, I am restrained by my tentacles.
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In that case, I suggest that you follow the advice of this Wikipedia page:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/autofellatio
Good day. -
No, not really. Personally I find it not gratifying enough.
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Very much so. Enjoying your sexting with Natalie?
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How are you? Enjoying the sexting with Grizzly?
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Ah! Hello testes.
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Jonny!