Conversation Between Great Lord Xenu and Westie.

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  1. Great Lord Xenu
    14-12-2010
    Westie's testes look like prisms.
    Westie's testes are largely the cause of his egotism.
  2. Westie.
    29-11-2010
    My penis is actually quite large - and it tastes like 'marge.
  3. Great Lord Xenu
    29-11-2010
    You mean your small penis?
  4. Westie.
    28-11-2010
    Well I'm afraid I can't, I am restrained by my tentacles.
  5. Great Lord Xenu
    28-11-2010
    In that case, I suggest that you follow the advice of this Wikipedia page:
    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/autofellatio
    Good day.
  6. Westie.
    28-11-2010
    No, not really. Personally I find it not gratifying enough.
  7. Great Lord Xenu
    28-11-2010
    Very much so. Enjoying your sexting with Natalie?
  8. Westie.
    28-11-2010
    How are you? Enjoying the sexting with Grizzly?
  9. Great Lord Xenu
    28-11-2010
    Ah! Hello testes.
  10. Westie.
    28-11-2010
    Jonny!
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