Conversation Between Axtrate and doubledot

You're only 20. In the 70s? Try again - I'm not that bad at maths!

I'm already out. Danbury wasn't a prison, it was a crime school. I went in with a Bachelor of Marijuana, came out with a Doctorate of Cocaine. If you ever took blow in the 70's, there's an 80% chance it was from me.

Explained?

Only a microwave and kettle? ..How long will you be in jail and what for?

I enjoyed a 300g bowl of Tesco's Bran Flakes with a hearty helping of milk, upon consumption I moved onwards to the glorious beans on toast and a delicate bananna. This is providing my halls contains no cooking facilites bar a microwave and kettle. Enticed?

Depends: what's cookin', good lookin'?

At least you got some sleep.

I woke up late today. I usually set my alarm for 6a.m, but the local rooster awoke me. Breakfast?

No, of course n--...

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Maybe.

And robots?