Conversation Between Facticity and Hype en Ecosse

You need to get playing with Ape and I again. You have missed out on some hilarious moments. I laughed the hardest I am in a while because Ape almost had a system meltdown because he couldn't find a definition for a term I used.
It's such a shame I can't remember what it was. It was brilliant.

It started about 5 hours ago when I decided to leave you a message. It's not one thing. It's loads of things piled up into one and it's so blargh.

Nah, I use it a lot. But the only people I've met who I've wished it upon are chavs and I don't bother wasting my time getting to know them. Whereas I've been at school with this other person for 6 years. So it's the first person I really know that I've wished it upon. Get me?

Fakky? When did that start? I thought you swore at me at first

How come you're stressed Hippie? Is it because I've been away so much?

Haha oh dear. That is why I avoid real life debate, unless in a formal setting. Well, haters gonna hate, idiots gonna be idiots

Really? You use that remark quite frequently if I recall from our conversations

Sorry I haven't replied, Fakky. I've been feeling stressed as fook recently.

I've finally had the misfortune today to debate someone who lives in a bubble fantasy world, where logic and rationality doesn't matter, and everyone in Britain who isn't white, protestant or born in Britain is nothing more than a sub-human who has no right to be in Britain, while every non-white dominant country is barbaric...

I have genuinely never met someone in person I hope would never breed until now.

Its just how much smugness, presence and respect the smug prince commands.

Hope you're doing well. Its been a while since we've been on Halo or had a PM marathon. I miss them...

I can't form a coherent reply due to the sheer amount of Smug on your wall.

Oi

Nvm now

Reply to what!?

Stop chatting up Jordan and Amwaz and reply!