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Name: Chandra Venkataraghavan
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Orientation: Parrot
Astrology: Undisclosed
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Member Since: 14-12-2004
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| I was born in a slum in 1988 to a 14 year old prostitute who exchanged me for a packet of minstrels back in 1992. I spent the next four years learning my ABC's and 123's from the cardboard boxes and newspaper that my new 'parents' used to sleep me. At aged 8 I escaped and went to London, very much like Oliver Twist, only it wasn't the 1860's and I didn't become a pickpocket for a Jewish paedophile. I did become a swarthy little git, though, making the best of the things that I found, things that the everyday folk left behind (I lived in Wimbledon). At 14 I was hired by Alan Sugar due to my exceptional entrepreneurial skills, but I was subsequently sacked a year later for having my 'fingers in the tills'. Since then I have been making my living as a Harry Potter impersonator during the day, and a kick-ass-secret-ninja in the evenings. Recently I have been reunited with my long lost sister, who fell down a well aged 2, and was presumed dead. Miraculously she survived to tell the tale. |
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| Calcutta muthaducka! |
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English BA, 2:1, University of Leicester, Alum '09
Modules studied:
2nd year: Old English, Middle English, Chaucer; Renaissance Literature, Satire to Sensibility, Critical Theory.
3rd year: Victorians to Romantics, Romanticism, Modernism, Post-Modernism; The Forms of Modern Poetry; Dissertation.
Authors: Rushdie, Hornby, Ondaatje, Joseph O'Connor, A. M. Homes, Arundhati Roy, Anita Desai.
Poets: Larkin, Shelley, Poe, Marianne Moore, Daryush, W. L. Bowles, Jonson.
Theorists: Barthes, Said.
Academic Interests: Post-Colonialism; Gender Theory; Sonnets; Formal deceits (poetry) and conventions (poetry and prose).
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xxmehzzixx: I'll never go off you. 
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