davidcy147 (Offline)  

I did! Surprisingly easy!
Haha you're a genius. My favourite mens magazine is front... da ladies on der are my type ay. I only found out about it cause people I know were like your double is in this magazine... but she looks nothing like me. in the face.

No I have to watch it all on iplayer because I misplaced my remote gonna watch celebrity juice now then american pie

Ernst and young... too easy
hahha aw :P tomatos make a very disppointing squshing noise... especially onces that have been in the fridge. So disappoint.
They do say that! .. in adverts... :W
Know what annoys me? in womens magazines theres ALWAYS something about men cheating. like articles on how to spot it. How paranoid would you get! It's crazy. wheres the trust. i'm sure not all men are *****... "Is he a cheat? between-the-sheets signes he's being unfaithful!" no. just no.
it's basically saying that if he wants to try out new positions, he's cheating. hes insecure? cheating. forgets about a condom? cheating. easily aroused? cheating.
aah women :P

Hahah it's cause I just keep refreshing and refreshing to see that face of yours
Don't make fun of gullible people it's a shame on...them..
HAHAHA. I'm gonna try now. Can't stay hidden for llong
It's quite a lot! So proud!
it was like a free website when i was younger and basically in primary we had pages for "da sexxiestt gurl" and "da hottest boiz" ahahaha. such embarrassing times :P
He didn't?! I don't even know if it's worth watching now :'(

Keen interest? Is that what you guys call it now?
She is the most irritating woman ever. What is it she even does? I mean really? Famous for getting your tits out? That's MY dream she can't have it!
HAHAHAHA YEAH! What's disturbing as I still have it on my phone. Oh and Gary in his bondage outfit.
Aw hell yeaaaaaaah! Give me a kiddy back on the way there i'll give you one back!

p.s. did you ever have a piczo website? those were the days.

I already have a stalker! dfkfghkfgh hes so creepy and keeps staring at me when im eating and pokes me on facebook and i'm like NO. NONONO. NO.
Banana rugby! Aw hell yeah!
I'll test your blood sugar and take your pulse... maybe even bandage you up reminds me im first aiding tomorrow... and saturday... did you know i'm not allowed on pitch team unless theres people my height? as footballers are often heavy aand if people are a fair bit bigger than me then it'll...slope down on my side if you get me? and person on the stretcher will be like AHHHHHHH...
Hahah it was amazing! Gary. I love Gary. Gary is a babe. I totally have a picture of the old man who was on the show naked on my phone..

I'll take your charm over chocolate anyday
LOL. You certainly hve a reason to dislike banana! I can honestly say i've never choked or slid on a banana... The banana I just picked up is massive. I don't know how I will tackle this.
You should accept 'cause I am awesome, and erm if you were dyign and stuff I'd totall do CPR on you.
I know who he is but he does what?!
HAHA reminds me of when I was in ireland with my hoe and we were casually on the bus and this guy got on who had had one line too many and we said it at the same time... so romantic we are kind of like that time we both turned round at the same time and boob highfived.
I cannot watch celebrity juice yet dyundudnunnnnnnnnn!

That is so incredibly mean.
Why oh why would you deprive me of beautiful beautiful chocolate? i'll go have a bananar instead It's a decent film!
You deprive me of chocolate and you leave me early?! What kind of person are you!
I thought you'd ask to be my friend first... don't you know who I am?!
The lemonade is warm as it's sort of the 'done thing' in my house to have warm lemmonade when you don't feel too fresh... I don't know why... just is :P

Calling me buzzkillington makes me miserable...
Why do you love roundabouts you weirdo?!
Well... you can bite off the shell bit and I can just suck the rest? sounds like a wise idea...
Yeah it's on at 10, i think american pie is on after it?
The nap was good really, but now i'm more tired but I have to stay up til like 2 to take the last antibiotic (timed well so i can take painkiller at 1 and it'll kick in by time i sleep ) heheheh my friend jess text me declaring how much she missed me today. so kind.so kind. made my day ;p
also, be my friend forevurrrrrrr?

That's funny. Made me smile. Dinnae make is smile please.
Driving to dundee alone would prorbably do tbh... so many roundabouts...
What! NO! I'm keeping my tooth!
I napped again :P Now ima watch some movies, celebrity juice and franklin and bash with minstrels and warm lemmonade care to join?

Hates a bad pizza!
Hahaha i'm going to hold you to that.
Baby steps baby steps! one day i might even drive to edinburgh.. one day one day...
It's the same tooth! Just rather unlucky with it :P makes me sound like i have some seriously ****ed up teeth haha
I always thought it was on on saturdays... turns out it was thursdays... as i thought it was on saturdays i'd always watch it on sundays on iplayer but turns out this isn't the case...
would it be lazy to have another nap?