CHORUS
Mustard Mustard Maaaannnn
I want to eat...
The Mustard Maannn (Cue in awesome gospel backup singers - Talkin 'bout the)
Mustard Mustard Maaaaann
I want to eat some mustard
Mustards thick and yellow
I like it with my jello
Ketchup may be red
But mustard's best on bread
Ohhhh mustard (MUSTARDDD!)
You rock the continent
Ohhhh mustard (MUSSTTTAAARRRRDD!)
You're the king condiment
CHORUS
English, French or grainy
Mustard makes you brainy
I like to spread it on my head
And sleep with it in my bed
Ohhhh mustard (MUSTARDDD!)
Girls drop at your feet
Ohhhh mustard (MUSSTTTAAARRRRDD!)
When you strut down the street
CHORUS
Mustard boosts metabolism
And sometimes makes you orgasm
Spread it on your bum
And bang it like a drum
Ohhhh mustard (MUSTARDDD!)
Lets go to the park
Ohhhh mustard (MUSSTTTAAARRRRDD!)
And get busy in the dark
CHORUS
Mustard Mustard Mustard
Spread it good and lick your knife
Mustard Mustard Mustard
Give a jar to your wife
Chorus x 2
Musttttaaaaarrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddddd
