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G8D
29-11-2011
The fuzion guy is getting me all wet.
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defuzion
28-11-2011
(I forgot to add that during this process I managed to get a cheeky splodge on your eyeballs, reducing your vision to a blurry cataract )
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defuzion
28-11-2011
brb, about to give you a facial

ohhhhhh yeah, splattered all over your face

MMM you look like a hegan daz ice cream, overpriced str8 from pizza hut

ohh yeah, you like that huh?

whats that you want more?

SPLATTER

I got some on your hair now, oh yeah head and shoulders yeah?

Whats that? You want it in your mouth

SQUIRTTTT

yeah you like that, mm protien, tastes like fruit shoot right? oh yeah plenty more where that came from, oh whats that, you wish I would sell my protein in stores as you would buy them from tesco's everyday before school?

yeah
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Dan3va
28-11-2011
I can see how you would feel like that.

I may have to get a new thing to say in my signature now
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G8D
28-11-2011
My first name.
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badumdumtscht
28-11-2011
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badumdumtscht
27-11-2011
Did you know that they use female beetle menstruation fluid to get the shine on skittles and that? Idk why but it makes me feel proud that I'm getting some form of pussy.
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badumdumtscht
27-11-2011
I feel the same for chemistry, my lecturer almost ate me when I forgot what pH oxalic acid is. That bitch needs laid anyway.

Is it bad that I prefer being alone at uni?
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badumdumtscht
27-11-2011
English Lit sounds so romantic compared to Biomedical Science. Have you ever got turned on by a classic?

And meh. I'm currently "revising" for my chemistry test on Tuesday loool.
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badumdumtscht
27-11-2011
Just to summarise Arcadia's experience at Glasgow Uni studying English (to avoid clutter of annoying n00b's posts): She reads big old dusty books in the Hogwarts bit, looking out of a glass-pane window on to a crisp and misty autumn day... with a glass of wine held under grey scarf as she gets comfy in her armchair. She then masturbates furiously to the beauty of Sylvia Plath's The Bell Jar in admiration of her symbolic techniques.

If I had a **** in GCU I'd probably get syphilis.

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About ArcadiaHouse

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Angel-headed hipster

About me

(Original post by I<3LAMP)
I always feel dirty after staring at your sigs.

(Original post by LuhLah)
I bow down to the almighty Arcadia, thou Englishy goddess. Bless me with thy metaphors and similes oh wise one...

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How I made Keane go :

(Original post by Meteorshower)
Ooh, Namedeprived, it seems you have hit the tangent to her curves, resulting in an ever increasing exponential pleasure function, with limits at infinity

(Original post by LuhLah)
I bow down to the almighty Arcadia, thou Englishy goddess. Bless me with thy metaphors and similes oh wise one...

(Original post by Higgy90)
dude.. you downloaded 5GB of porn in a day?! your dick must be raw

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(Original post by venuism)
Everything in a tin of Quality Street is a euphemism for sodomy...observe: vanilla fudge, big choc block, strawberry surprise, the purple one, chocolate toffee finger

(Original post by Rui - Photography HND - &lt)
way to get rich fast: write something most people with half a brain wouldnt wipe their arse with about vampires with the most useless female heroine ever to exist and make it a self insert with **** grammar and a poor attempt to make an ann rice novel your own by making vampires SPARKLE

Poets that lasting marble seek
Must carve in Latin or in Greek:
We write in sand, our language grows
And like the tide our work o’erflows.