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Anony mouse
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Profile page for: Anony mouse, Peer Of The TSR Realm
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Name:
Gender: 
Age: 23
Orientation: Dizzy?
Astrology: Undisclosed
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Member Since: 28-03-2008
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Hello, just to wind you up I thought I'd put my picture upside down. Teeheehee!
Where are you in the political spectrum?
You desire substantially less government control of personal activity and somewhat less government control over economic activity than is presently the case in the U.S. You could be classified as a “Moderate Libertarian”.
Originally Posted by ttx
And you are obviously a lady of great taste and distinction in addition to being well versed in both the art of political discourse and the practice of the scientific method.
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| Academic Info: |
These are the grades that I got for my GCSEs (General Certificate of Satirical Education):
1 W, 1 H, 1 O
1 C, 1 A, 1 R, 1 E, 1 S, 1 ? |
| My experiment on the effects of your dirty room to your health. |
Objective
To ascertain if our nagging parents are right that not bothering to clean your room regularly will lead to bad health
Hypothesis
Angry parents: “Your room is so messy and dusty that you’re going to end up getting ill!”
Anony mouse: I concede that I ought to clean my room or risk catching an illness.
Apparatus
1 bedroom
1 lazy TSR addict
Lots of dust (usually acquired throughout the experiment but comprising of the following: crust from your feet, bogeys, dung from the sole of your shoes, any other crap).
Methodology
First, sling some old clothes and paper around your room to create the illusion of ‘mess’.
Second, spend too much time on the Internet, particularly wasting your life away on The Student Room debating about rather nonsensical topics such as ‘Is my penis too small?’
Third, after your parents discover your bad habit, politely ignore their honourable requests to clean up your filthy and dust infested room. Do this for approximately one year.
Results
Total number of colds suffered by Anony mouse during experiment: 1
Total number of colds suffered by Anony mouse during the previous year: 5
Conclusion
As you can see, it is unobtrusively clear that the hypotheses have been proven false. I suggest your print this intricately detailed scientific report and present this to anyone who suggests otherwise.
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