Anony mouse (Offline)  

About Anony mouse

Orientation

Dizzy?

Star Sign

Undisclosed

About me

What is the meaning of life?

Sometimes I lose sleep at night thinking about that question.

Where are you in the political spectrum?




You desire substantially less government control of personal activity and somewhat less government control over economic activity than is presently the case in the U.S. You could be classified as a 'Moderate Libertarian'.

Academic Info

These are the grades that I got for my GCSEs (General Certificate of Satirical Education):

1 W, 1 H, 1 O

1 C, 1 A, 1 R, 1 E, 1 S, 1 ?

Interests

My experiment on the effects of your dirty room to your health.

Objective

To ascertain if our nagging parents are right that not bothering to clean your room regularly will lead to bad health

Hypothesis

Angry parents: “Your room is so messy and dusty that you’re going to end up getting ill!”

Anony mouse: I concede that I ought to clean my room or risk catching an illness.

Apparatus

1 bedroom
1 lazy TSR addict
Lots of dust (usually acquired throughout the experiment but comprising of the following: crust from your feet, bogeys, dung from the sole of your shoes, any other crap).

Methodology

First, sling some old clothes and paper around your room to create the illusion of ‘mess’.

Second, spend too much time on the Internet, particularly wasting your life away on The Student Room debating about rather nonsensical topics such as ‘Is my penis too small?’

Third, after your parents discover your bad habit, politely ignore their honourable requests to clean up your filthy and dust infested room. Do this for approximately one year.

Results

Total number of colds suffered by Anony mouse during experiment: 1

Total number of colds suffered by Anony mouse during the previous year: 5

Conclusion

As you can see, it is unobtrusively clear that the hypotheses have been proven false. I suggest your print this intricately detailed scientific report and present this to anyone who suggests otherwise.