Folderol (Offline)

Pssst, pssssst, join TSR Libertarian Party!

Thanks The protocols of the elders of zion tbh

This made me think of you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYEVyGwRyZ0

First 10 seconds should make it obvious (so don't torture yourself by listening to the rest).

Why are you a Zionist?

Dear Folderol,

I have several important questions to ask you as part of my ongoing investigations into the Zionist infiltration of TSR by agents of the Illuminati and the New World Order.

Now, how exactly did you come by your position as moderator in D&D? Were you in fact planted into this position by Mossad in order to subvert and intercept the righteous and truthful? How many shekels changed hands in the process?

Please get back to me on this issue as soon as possible

Democracy

Dear Hojat-ol-Eslam Folderol,

I'm sorry, how can I get back onto the path of righteousness?

I'll start by listening to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq-1xyWGCYM



Regards, etc

Democracy

He has always been an inspiration to me in my peace activist work. If I were to compile a top 10 ranking of greatest contributors to world peace in the last 100 years it would go something like this:

1. Mao (obviously - plenty of peace when you kill everyone who disagrees with you!)
2. Ghandi
3. Nasrallah the incorruptable
4. Haj Amin al-Husseini
5. Eric Cartman
6. Obama (he gots teh prizes!!!)
7. Mikhail Kalashnikov
8. Ulrike Meinhof
9. Oprah
10. TEH GOLDSTONEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

All this peace is making me feel lightheaded. I need to go throw some stones at something.

Dear Folderol

I also have a highly pertinent and serious question to ask. How did you come by your position as head Zionist propaganda attaché at the Israeli Embassy? What's the pay like? Are there any vacancies going?

Please get back to me on this issue as soon as possible

Democracy

I assume that you have never questioned nuking individual children before 1967 because it was voted on by the United Nations, and was therefore legal, requiring no more questioning, but nuking individual children after 1967 is illegal under international law and therefore became immoral.

Hi Folderol.

Quick question? How many kids have you nuked today?

Yours sincerely,

Dilkington.