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About marcusmerehay

Name

Marcus Bearpark

Where I study

Uni. Southampton

Occupation

Canine Relocation Expert

Orientation

Metrosexual

Star Sign

Leo

About me

Bitter, disillusioned, single white male seeks depressed, single female, 18-30 with no sense of humour for long talks about windmills.

I'm joking.

Desperate single white male recently rejected by society seeks decent, reliable woman, If such a thing exists in this cruel world of hatchet faced witches.

I'm joking.

Apply within.

Academic Info

Canine Relocation - A
Human Paradigm Orchestration - A
Accounts Specialism - A
Dynamic Data Facilitation - A
Lead Optimisation Agency - B
Future Data Association - F

Interests

My hobbies include macramé, magic, masturbating, model cars, matchstick modelling, meditation, metal detection, MILF hunting, model rockets, model ships, motorcycling, mountaineering, mountain biking and music.

Scrapbooking, scuba diving, sewing, sex, sharking, shooting, shopping, singing, skateboarding, sketching, skydiving, sleeping, snorkeling, soap making, soccer, socialising, spelunking, stamp collecting, storytelling and swimming.

Calligraphy, candle-making, canoeing, caving, chess, church, cloudwatching, coin collecting, composing music, computing, cooking, craftwork, cross-stitch, crosswords, cruising and cumming on your face (suck it).