Originally Posted by foxo
I'd put them into five camps.
Socialists/Anarchists (25%) Unwashed stoner hippie vegans. Often rant about conspiracy theories, organic food and oil. Invades buildings for Palestine. Always has a petition for something in their hemp bag. Usually has a minor speech impediment. Always wears a beanie hat and has greasy, dyed hair.
Libertarians (15%): Bearded, smug, well-spoken. Always male. Quite witty but very anal. Well read in their field of interest but never able to speak about anything but that. Can whip the socialists and anarchists in a debate. Absolutely dreadful social life. Quite heavy drinkers but not fond of being seen drunk.
Mediocre (35%): Very vague political knowledge. Well dressed and fashion conscious and regularly goes to nightclubs. Thinks that Obama is God. Very much into political correctness.
Economists (15%): Dreadful bores who should be studying economics instead. Regularly lectures about the DOW and the FTSE then can't comprehend why people seem alienated once they've finished speaking. Rather Conservative and irritates the socialists and anarchists by defending Israel. Four-eyed with the dress sense of an academic. Often get firsts.
Bone-idle (10%): Never goes to lectures. Quite often the smartest and most level-headed out of the lot though. More often than not stoners, but usually quite centrist in their opinions. Chronically fatigued and disheveled.
