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Yes. Yes, you are. Ok!

Might have to thicken the blood though. Thin ketchup is no good

But how will I get to London with a blown up train?!

If they offered me a pillow, I'd take it, let alone a room Ahh, dear library ...what? Libraries are exciting

We could create nuclear food! And throw it at people if we run out of normal weapons

Haha, fair enough I only watch BBC news for a laugh Because they're so obviously biased it's the only way I can watch it Is that a hugely destructive weapon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Can I destroy half of them? Maybe a threat will get you the other offer!

TV has never made me cry in my life You still wanna bet your teddy? You can take that one if you want - go on

It would be one bloody mess

I create wars wherever I go. Behind me I leave a path of destruction Y'see, I get bored easily Yeah yeah yeah! And let's trip people over too

I'll just move into the library then I wonder if they'll charge rent?

Why yes, right here! I'm not even sure what one would look like

WMD = weapons of mass destruction You don't watch the news often do you?

... Their loss We can take over Cam too

I'm not one for crying So I might as well take your teddy in advance! *yoink*

Imagine trying to pick up a knife with your toes and chopping some off!

Their trains aren't actually that bad and decent enough price - just those damn stops Sometimes I get the urge to push people off the train when they're trying to get on so I don't have to give up my seat It hurt both physically and emotionally Forget society, the pavement was cold!

I wants me a first Sometimes I test everyone else and stay silent instead I have no will power though so...

Nuclear? Or just a kitchen knife

Yeah! Then we'll take over Bloomsbury I can give you someone who writes stuff on WMD Close enough?

I haven't seen either of those final episodes

Never kill a teddy!

Unless you have really flexible toes ...on second thoughts, even then it's probably not a good idea

And that's with its numerous stops. Bloody London Midland stopping in places I've never heard of Never had problems with the Northern line before so if I do have to do that I hope I'll be ok (I say that now mind ) I tripped over in Oxford St once and fell flat on my face Not one person stopped to help me up Bastards

Every time, it's 'Hey, I've finished my lecture. Wanna meet up?' 'Not now. I'm in the library studying' 'Ugh you're so boring. Fine!' Seminars can be really awkward Everyone tends to look down at the floor...or not turn up! Of course, I'll teach you I'll give you some weapons too

Nowt with UCL. Pffft. Do they not realise that if they want to make an offer they're leaving it far too late? And if it's a rejection that they're sadistic bastards? THAT LONG!?!? That's ages! Just go to KCL Gwaaaaarn!

I used to watch Lost - then I got lost (Plus it moved to Sky so couldn't watch it anyway ) Scrubs just annoys me now JD

You must follow the rule of watching the original trilogy before the prequel just because it's so much better that way Aww, the teddy, it's soo...damn you! Why make it hard for me to kill you? TEDDY! ...ahem.

Like making me a sandwich? No white stuff

Halls would be less hassle than looking for a place tbh The only problem is that I won't know if I've got anything until it's too late to look for something else if I haven't got it 'Tis only an hour from Northampton (to Euston) - so not that bad I could even walk from Euston to Strand Or get the tube because I'm a lazy ****er

Sometimes I wish there were more geeks at my uni Or just people who are smart enough to understand what 'silent study' means Every day is a battle Yeah I get people who give me weird looks every time I even mention the library let alone my grades Of course, we're freaking genii!

I see It was quite fun while it lasted although Season 1 was the best - then it got slightly ridiculous I still watched it every week without fail though

Yay! You watched them in the right order Otherwise, I would, y'know, have to kill you

What? Two hands? Well, aren't you a bit of a handyman?

I'd like to (and will apply) but I'm not really a priority so, who knows? Might have to commute if I get nothing reasonably priced And I don't do early mornings

Haha, I bet it is I think I'd prefer my own place to halls though. Don't have to talk to students all the time that way 'Cause they'll make me feel bad by being super geeky or something

You never watched Heroes then I take it? It just means 'I did it' - Google Hiro and Yatta and it'll come up

Of course I often re-enact scenes from Star Wars Star Wars marathons are awesome Although, the all important question, which order did you watch it in?

I'd like to see you try I suppose that's not the only DIY you do though

Good! 'Cause I'm impatient, y'see

Doubtful I'll get into halls So my lair will be my own little flat I don't know where I'll be able to fit everyone in but there you go

Can I stand in the middle of the street and scream 'YATTA!'?

I'll be President of the World And I will ban all wars unless they are fought using lightsabres only

Your latent homosexuality isn't fooling anyone We all know why you really want the carrot there

Yeah! Without the adverts, amirite?

I'll be keeping an eye on you, methinks Come to my lair

Ok

Yep In a think tank or research institute or some such thing Indeed And they have so many contacts Bribery time

A carrot in the wrong place will keep a lot of things away Like gay men

Sigh. I'll try. As long as you make me tasty food on demand

Meanie? Me? Naaaah Haha but they make it so easy! You wouldn't dare Or would you?

New York! Take me please Yeah, BA have really gone downhill

Oh no, non-academic research. No PhD...yet But if I did, yeah, I'd probably do it at KCL just because it's just so

If they pass into your bloodstream that way, you'll probably need to see a doctor about that

Probably I mean, I don't know what you could possibly mean

Oh god that stuff is awful I like the obvious troll threads and occasionally I wind people up. 'He said hi. WHY!?' - my response? 'Next time, say low and see what he says. If he smiles, he's all yours. If not, forget about him, he's a prick' ...the amount of people who think I'm being serious is actually quite worrying though