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DayneD89
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Profile page for: DayneD89, Speaker of the House of Commons 
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Name: Dayne salt
Gender: 
Age: 20
Orientation: Left a bit, down a bit.
Astrology: Libra
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Member Since: 26-09-2008
Location: Danesfield, Marlow
Reputation:   
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| Bio: |
I'm a bit weird. I walked my dog the other day. for some reason it started to bark. Then another dog in a garden started to back, and another joined them two. I didn't want to be left out so I barked. The other dogs stopped and my dog walked on. Needless to say I apologized to my dog for embarrassing it in from of its friends. But I do weird stuff all the time. Like when i got pissed off when i had a bad train trip. I don't like to complain, but I went up to the rail guy and said 'Excuse me. You know those long things that come in and out of this place you work? I was on one of those. And it wasn't very good. In fact it kept stopping. Now I know we must stop for people. Its one of the finest things about your service. But why do we stop at clumps of trees? Is the train having a piss?'
But yer, really I'm just like any guy. I am vain though. I get out the shower and look at myself in the mirror now though and think '****. I used to be man shaped'. I asked my fiancee once, 'why do you stay with me? Your all gorgeous and feminine, What is this? some kind of experiment?' She was nice and said 'I love you for who you are.' I said 'Who I am? Im a duvet who smokes and drinks beer! I sometimes clean my ears out with my keys, thats who I am! ****, I look like a letter V on stilts im so skinny' |
| Where you study: |
| Amersham |
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DJ-ing (Drum and Bass and/or Hardcore dance), Politics, Linux, comedy.
Current missions:
Hear Fake blood at the warehouse project - planned
Visit Fabric - planned
Get to Berghain - planned
Visit Space in Ibiza
Get to 'lashed in Ibiza' at eden
Go to Pacha, Ibiza
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| Extras |
ex - MP in the TSR HoC.
ex - Leader of the Liberal Democrats in the TSR House of Commons.
MUN DR rep. for DPRK (north korea)
MUN SC rep. for PRC (China)
ex - Barman of the TSR House of Commons
Speaker of the TSR House of Commons |
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