flowermaster91 (Offline)  

About flowermaster91

Name

Don't worry mate

Where I study

Your mum's house

Occupation

Classy slut

Orientation

Straight

Star Sign

Aquarius

About me

Can people stop taking my ******* posts seriously

(Original post by sango)
Hey girl you my tribal wife,
One of the good things in this life,
Though most times you ain’t got a clue,
Like Sean Paul I’ll stick to you like glue.
But seriously sometimes you’re mind so far,
Please don’t take this as a par.
You shine like ultraviolet
No wonder you’re called Violet.
You so sweet like supermalt,
And with you I see no fault.
Though damn girl you can be thick,
Nah I joke, with you I’ll stick.
Okay I think I’m being rude,
Well better than being crude,
So finally let me just say,
In two posts you make my day!

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Academic Info

Since November the 21st '09

Interests

football,tv,readin,chilling out,music (any type of music!!! I don't have a preferance anymore, it's just stupid imo)

Also

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Cool Rap by Nick_000
This thread, lamer than the Daily Mail
Just screams out that you're an epic fail
Poor ryhmes leaving you fearing the neg,
Thumbs down and put you in the red
I've not clicked your profile to see what you're about
All I know, is you need to get the **** out.
Leave bro and don't come back
This ain't worthy of GD, get yo ass to Chat.

Innit brah!

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(Original post by Soulja Boy)

What you scared of girl, that I'll take you're breathe away?
Well with that sick sig of yours, you took away mine today...
You aint gotta listen to what you heard
All them haters can't stand to watch me do my bird...
Walk, mayn, I aint all talk.
When I spit my bars,
It makes your bed rock
It makes your head rock,
and I haven't even started to talk about my c.... OHHH!

2011 Undergraduate Chat Thread Awards

Most Nominations
best troll
owl award (nocturnal member)
Stand-Up Comedian Award
carlton banks award (whitest black person)

jet black award (blackest black person)
no visa award (biggest freshie)
BNP award (member who's always racist)
Man up! Award (person who gets bullied the most)

African Society Awards 2011

The Oprah Winfrey Award (best female member)
The Bob Geldof Award (best international member)
The Babatunde Award (funniest member)
The Desmond Tutu Award (happiest member)
The Danny Welbeck Award (best young member - under 21)
The Tiger Woods Award (best parrer)

My lovers

flowermaster91. My god darlinggg I ******* hate you. You are awful. Everything down to your username screams 'I'm **** lol!!!!1!!1!!1@21!!1!1'.

(Original post by -WhySoSerious?)
cool, though you can't seem to take anon abuse :[

(Original post by there's too much love)
No, flower is one of the most annoying/ignorant posters I've come across on the board.

(Original post by Cultivated)
Hasn't done me any harm, then again, I'm not better off myself.

(Original post by + polarity -)
...So wrong... but so mesmering... like your inane drivel.

She has the gayest name ever and keeps saying she's black! Whitest girl I know . But despite that she's great for the banter and livens up most threads she's in

Cool, a little immature and too much to handle at times.

flowermaster is funny.

I like her sense of humour, she's definitely someone I think I'd get on with irl

Yeah OK, a bit too much to handle at times. She's probably too hyper irl but I can just about deal with it.

either a douche or just taking the piss not really sure

(Original post by reems23)
completely pointless and quite ugly.

can be quite funny at times

(Original post by Anonymous)
Who is this ugly bitch?