Mr Disco (Offline)

I would put a pic up, but because I'm on TSR I'm obviously a spotty, fat 16 year old virgin!

And then the illusion would shatter.

I agree, he always looks a little bit dirty to me.

Jonny Depp, ay?

Pics or it didn't happen.
lol
Mr Depp is a bit overrated though isn't he, a bit old

I used to watch "The Pick Up Artist" on VH1 (still the funniest television program ever made), but ignored its advice. That should cover one and two. I had a pint thrown over me in a night club. That's sort of like martial arts.

According to TSR I should be like Jonny Depp by now.

According to TSR, you'll get a woman if you follow "The game", if you don't follow "The game", and if you're into horseriding and martial arts....

I just pretend to be a ****er,

I read on TSR that women find it attractive.

Chill out man, stop hating on women,
I'm sure you're a nice guy really

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