Inzamam99 (Offline)  

About Inzamam99

Name

Ducking Fickhead

Orientation

Straight

Star Sign

Sagittarius

About me

In Islamabad born and Raised,
in the mud is where I spent most of my days.

Chillin' out, relaxin' and eating some roti,
chattin' to the kuris while drinking some lassi.

Then a couple of Gunda's who were no good,
started some Dhusham!Dhusham! in my neighbourhood.

They made a right old mess and my pops got scared
You're moving to your masi's in Mirpur! he said.

So I whistled for a Rickshaw, it came the next day,
Told him where to go and I weren't going to pay.

I knew I smelt something, it was the oil in his hair,
if anything I thought Bale! Bale! Bale!

I pulled up to a house about 1 or 2,
got out and stepped on some poo.

Looked at my kingdom - I was finally there,
to sit on the maji and breathe sweet desi air.

Academic Info

A Levels: History (A*), Maths (B), Biology (B)

GCSE's: A*'s in History, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, French and Religious Education. A's in Maths, English Language, English Literature, Geography, IT.

Interests

Cricket (of course) and Squash and reading

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