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I received an alert for speaking in Urdu
tried to send a pm and ended up here..
Well, you're not rude are you?
Didn't need your life story either
No you can't, boy bitches don't exist!!
LOL the way you say 'bbz'. Get a life. Joke!
Aaaw, naa my brother and father would never say that word :')
O; how rude!! You know you lurrrv my pout. Don't lie to yourself
Ooooh, never seen the guy, personally, I don't have a thing for cricket, so *yawn* swiftly moving on...
Naa I doubt guys wanna get close to me, it's actually the armpits
To be completely honest. I thought you were a bitch, that's before I discovered you had a quick sex change.
But dw, all is well.
I knew it! You're in love with me! Haha. Joke, joke. But comparing me to that ugly pouty girl gone wrong really was insulting, I cried myself to sleep that night. :')
Oops, I didn't realise I called them mine
Really? It that what you were trying to do? Or did you think I knew you were a guy and was just playing along with the insults? LOL.
Our parring sessions are pretty dang fun though
Ufft, that's a turn on.
Everyone wants my armpits! The world worships at the ground of my armpits!
In all seriousness, I've had a **** load of messages piling through, and most of them, compliment my armpits they will be stars one day.
Holy poop you're a guy!
Ehh, kinda figured, you argue like a guy! O;
Ahh all those times you were talking about my pervs on my profile, aaw that's quite cute actually :')
I thought we were gal buddies, mehh, guess we're gall/guy buddies now
I would have aww'd at the fact you wanted to get close to my hairy armpits if you didn't say 'jk'.
And you're a guy?!
Margaret Thatcher's dead! O;
And you're very intelligent.
LOL yeah I will inih.
Atleast you said it first
Sorry to burst your bubble love... but the link says 'ugly bitch' in it, that's why I said it.
And eurrgh bruv. That's gonna give me nightmares.
No offence to your 'friend'. Wait you have friends? O; - jk.
I'm sure a lot of people think she's beautiful.
LOL. You're rude!
I see no resemblance -_-
- you called me an ugly bitch... Nice (y)
- About me
- In Islamabad born and Raised,
in the mud is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out, relaxin' and eating some roti,
chattin' to the kuris while drinking some lassi.
Then a couple of Gunda's who were no good,
started some Dhusham!Dhusham! in my neighbourhood.
They made a right old mess and my pops got scared
You're moving to your masi's in Mirpur! he said.
So I whistled for a Rickshaw, it came the next day,
Told him where to go and I weren't going to pay.
I knew I smelt something, it was the oil in his hair,
if anything I thought Bale! Bale! Bale!
I pulled up to a house about 1 or 2,
got out and stepped on some poo.
Looked at my kingdom - I was finally there,
to sit on the maji and breathe sweet desi air.
- Academic Info
- A Levels: History (A*), Maths (B), Biology (B)
GCSE's: A*'s in History, Biology, Chemistry, Physics, French and Religious Education. A's in Maths, English Language, English Literature, Geography, IT.
- Cricket (of course) and Squash and reading
Join Date 04-08-2009
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