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SEALOFAPPROVAL
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Profile page for: SEALOFAPPROVAL, Permanently Banned 
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Name: Rudder Fishshwayer
Gender: 
Age: 18
Orientation: Bisexual
Astrology: Undisclosed
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Member Since: 07-08-2009
Location: Ice Cap 03457F - Antartica/ Seal'y Scouser
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| Bio: |
I'm a bit of an intellectual, and a bit of a tear-away. I'm neither here or there. Whilst acting yobbish, mugging eskimos, piracy on the Arctic ocean and bullying lesser seals, I like to catch up on current affairs and read some classical literature. I do find it flappingly riveting. Curiously, my skills in leadership have lead me to become head seal at my clan, and we slap the other seal clans around - They are pretty much our bitches. We will one day rule Antartica, and make it a world power. To ensure this, we are currently stockpiling nu-clear ice, which is over nine thousand times clearer than ordinary ice.
I'm quite repelled by sand, and other delicatessen you'd not find anywhere in Antarctica anyway.. Not bein' racist like but y'know...
I like icecaps, oil spillages, and Sinatra.
I am Rudder Fishshwayer and I approve this message.
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| Somwhere you can approve of. |
| Academic Info: |
Approval: AAA* (Distinction)
Fishing: A
Flapping: AA
Geography: E
Eskimo Tracking: B
Swimming: U
International Diplomacy: C
Seal Baiting: A*
Applied ICT: BB |
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Approving
Scratching
Looting fleets of oil tankers - for oil. Duh.
Survival
Breeding
Flapping
Harassing Eskimos
Classical Literature
Raidin' Igloos |
| TSR is full of Yuppies |
| ^True story dat. |
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