Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
Approve memos (like a boss)
Lead a workshop (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Direct workflow (like a boss)
My own bathroom (like a boss)
Micromanage (like a boss)
Promote Synergy (like a boss)
Hit on Debra (like a boss)
Get rejected (like a boss)
Swallow sadness (like a boss)
Send some faxes (like a boss)
Call a sex line (like a boss)
Cry deeply (like a boss)
Demand a refund (like a boss)
Eat a bagel (like a boss)
Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
No promotion (like a boss)
Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
**** on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Buy a gun (like a boss)
In my mouth (like a boss)
Oh **** man I can't ****ing do it... ****!
Pussy out (like a boss)
Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
Score some coke (like a boss)
Crash my car (like a boss)
Suck my own dick (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
**** its brains out (like a boss)
Turn into a jet (like a boss)
Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Now I'm dead (like a boss)
Since 12/08/2011.
Academic Info
Getting a degree.
(Original post by Loz17)
SS is in Miami, not Florida
(Original post by flowermaster91)
i swear florida and california are in the same place
(Original post by flowermaster91)
(Original post by lella_m)
You do not speak properly unless you are RP
whos RP?
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(Original post by sango)
Crazy Paving you sarcastic bastard,
You deserve a slap in the face, hard!
You’re put downs leave me seething,
And sadly leave me reeling.
But despite my voracious glare,
You really do have this flare.
A flare which shows some genius,
Don’t think me disingenuous,
For when i show frustration,
It really is admiration.
(Original post by clad in armour)
the once was a lad called pave
who everyone said was their fave
gives awesome advice
and he's better than nice
say hello, give a smile and a wave
(Original post by skipp)
Paving isn't cute
He doesn't play the flute
Though this sounds really grim
We wouldn't exchange him
And we'd give him some to boot
(Original post by My.Name.Is.Kofi.93)
FREE CRAZY PAVING is the cry on the streets
He got them haters sweating like they can't handle the heat
I ain't no homo but he's a wonderful guy
He's so great he can turn hetero's bi-
Sexual relations he will do with your wife
My mans smooth like slicing butter with a hot knife
6 gold gems fam what you got ?
Have to turn on my firewall cos his post are too hot
One click will leave your rep in the red
Account buried and dead you heard what I said ?
For your own good don't mess with this one
Cos for Crazy Paving anything is f**kable even a Catholic nun
(Original post by The_Lonely_Goatherd)
(To the tune of Frère Jacques)
Crazy Paving, Crazy Paving
Born today! Born today!
Let's all celebrate now, let's all celebrate now
With some cake, with some cake
(Original post by Ice_Queen)
A Helper named Paving, Crazy,
Was older than both you and me,
A very old fart,
Pushed around in a cart,
Does anyone want cake and tea?
Best Male
