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  1. Also, we don't have to have sex right away. We can have a bit of a bromance first so that we have time to put the nohomo tags in before ramming your anus full of my 100% beef nomsayin
  2. Hi tehforum. I'm new to thestudentroom and clicked a link to your profile on the 'meet the community' part of the homepage. I'd just like to say that I was mirin your gym page and would absolutely love to meet you. I mean, you're so strong, tight, thick, and ****ing shredded that I really wanna get your advice how to be so fricking strong, tight, thick, and ****ing shredded. You know that feel, brah?

    please respond
  3. Did you quote me? whatever the thread was it's been deleted now I think!
  4. I remember you saying before that's why I asked in the section nice one bro
  5. Dumachi
    24-04-2014
    I am going to be lean bulking soon, I am only at 15% body fat right now, would like to get down to 12% first and then proceed to put some mass on.
  6. Dumachi
    24-04-2014
    I didn't even know I had it till I lost 4 stone, was a nice development
  7. das it mane
  8. Now going ot the trouble to google images and memes for witty responses. You need to get off the internet, I'm serious. :/
  9. Weirdo hermit.
  10. That was counterproductive. I can tell when someone's upset when they bother to send me a personal message, especially one informing me they're not mad. Don't get so worked up, it's an internet site.

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    Thread title: Sex gives me epilepsy?

    I have those lights that turn on and off when you clap

    but when I'm having sex with my gf the clapping noise makes the lights go on and off really fast (she's quite chubby so there's a slap each time) and really turns me off.

    I don't know what to do, I'm worried I might get epilepsy but I don't want to give up sex
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    Thread title: Clap clap clap sound during sex

    (Original post by Dr Mehdi Pak)
    I don't know whether this is normal or whether its the result of my excessively baggy scrotum or my technique or what, but whenever I have sex, my balls have an irritating habit of slapping against my partner's rump. This makes an exasperating clapping sound, that really puts me off. My imagination, sparked by this sound, leads me to imagine that my mother is in the corner clapping my sexual performance, which whilst making me feel like a boss, does also completely turn me off. How can I tone up my ball sack or change my technique to stop this clapping noise?
    Extras
    Old Cambridge man: Good afternoon Gaurav Vishwanath Patel Guru Dev ji Singh

    Me: wagwan brudda, how r u cuz?

    Old man: I beg your pardon.

    Me: Beg? Man ain' charity ye blud, but here's a pound, greggs is round da corner bwoi.

    Old man: Greggs? WHAT? :eek:

    Me: ******, do u wan' man 2 work out the area of ur pasty, u fat...

    Old man: ******? I'm white.

    Me: So is dis ****** spunk bro.

    Old man: Excuse me?

    Me: Out da door, first door on ya left, da bog, make sure u use tissue to wipe that fat arse of urz m8.

    Old man: Well, this has been a rather interesting interview, do you have any questions?

    Me:
    ye cuz, r u naturally bald or does no hair make ur hed look perfectly spherical?

    Old man: I'm sorry...

    Me: No need to apologise pussio, man jus' working out the volume innit; 4/3 x\pi r^3.

    Old man: Well, you do know some Mathematics, then?

    Me: ye blud, man from BIRMINGHAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ye, my mum makes bare rotiz n ting ini; area of a chapati = \pi r^2

    Old man: Right, that's fantastic, you'll hear from us within a week, probably a day. :rolleyes:

    Me: I got an offaaaaaa????????????????????? Say kasmeh bro, can I kiss that bald shiny head of yours?! Or do you wanna sleep with me bro?

    Old man: No, that's fine, thank you.

    Me: Sure? My penis is bare massive. When you rotate it, 2 \pi around the x-axis, the volume of revolution is enough to make your (1/cosC) mum scream (complex number - root of -1) want more... :sexface:

    Old man: It's really fine. Very nice to meet you Gaurav Vishwanath Patel Guru Dev ji Singh.

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