Paint-a-Picture (Offline)

No. That's not how it works. Anyway, I see that you've already made a thread here:

http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=266

So talk to the mod who responded to you

Make a thread in Ask a Mod and I'll be glad to deal with it

I swear you make me laugh with some of the stuff you say..i say one thing and you turn it into something a monster would say haha. Children need parents at home untill their around 12 or so, its not really jealously, Since for 9months its living inside her, cant beat that bond but i want to take an active role in its life, not just be at work 24/7 while she gets to be there for it..Bah i guess it is jealousy ..damn you!

Well you seem to know more about children then i do, i think you'd be an awesome mother..straight talking, twisting of innocent peoples words but still awesome. Unless your a drug addicted crack head,alcoholic,abusive or general ******* your child wont hate you..hell even then they still love their moms.

Sounds fun, my day was the same as everyday..do some english,eat food,go shopping,moan about something for the lulz and procrastinate

Also i've lived with my grandparent for some years now...its awesome.

Oh and i'm good. How was your day?

Well if we had a child and she was working but wanted to look after our child, then thats fine, but at some point she will have to return to work and i would be kind of sad that i miss out on so much...she'll form such a strong bond and i'll be the dad whos never there...but what can i do? Nothing.

Lol..I'll find out your name one day.

Didnt i already say that dogs have been MADE to live this way (i might have had to delete it, over 1k characters) Well i believe that dogs can understand humans(to some degree) and i can understand them (yes you laugh now) My two dogs have learned most of the words i use, including 'do what you want to look out the window?' There a lot more intelligent then you think, do you own any animals btw? My dogs make me laugh, cheer me up when i'm sad and are always there for me, isnt that what a human best friend does ? Every morning my older dog comes here and runs upstairs to check that i'm ok, sometimes he just runs in the room and looks to see if i'm there and then runs off again other times he jumps on me I dont see why you have a problem with me seeing animals as equal or better then humans..what exactly do you want from me?

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Are you a hippy?

You're the 3rd person not to tell me their real name...I dont know what you think i will do with your name..is it because i'm into IT security? I promise i wont use my epic skills to track you down

I have two dogs, their my best friends, i treat them like i would a human, if opened the gate and said 'go' they would go back in the house and lie down, they have their own lives, i'm happy to be a part of it. I did think it was incredibly evil to take my youngest dog away from his parents (he was 6 months old) and i still regret it now, but they gave him no love and he was trapped in the house for hours and hours, at least here, hes allowed to do whatever he wants. So are you saying Humans cant even befriend animals? we HAVE to leave it completely alone...I dont like that world.

Yeah of course i'd choose her for her personality over everything else but for me to support her because she refuses to work or w/e is a little unfair, dont you think? Its not the 1950s anymore.
(altho i have dated a girl on benefits, possibly for life and i still loved her and wanted her)

I'm good, enjoying your replies..when i first look at them tho i'm like 'how do i get out of this one'

H..Professor H? or Agent H?

I didnt make them vulnerable, i just want to help them O_o is that SO wrong to you?

Well the good news is, you'll be long dead before you see the true horror the human race has to offer.

I didnt say theres no such thing as a male gold digger...It does happen more with women, but men can do anything a woman can do and vice versa. So you'd rather i marry a girl who earns nothing?

And how come you never answer when i ask how are you or how your day is ?