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About Boobies.

Name

Boobies.

Where I study

Lancaster University

Occupation

Student.

Orientation

I like Men, I like Women.

Star Sign

Taurus

About me

DONT BE FOOLED.
I'm really a sweaty 60 year old man
Only message me if your a teenage boy who can be easily manipulated and subsequently raped.



Name is Boobies.
I can be nice, but I can also be a bitch. I don't mean to be most of the time though.
I'm 18 years old =D
I'm bisexual
Chronic Insomnia Cured Insomniac!
Maths, Maths and More Maths
I love boobs =D
Coyotes Bar, Manchester <3
Frappuchino's are awesome.
Mascara and lipgloss
and a bit of foundation to smooth over the cracks.
Love architecture.
And Xbox 360.
I'm a pencil and charcoal artist - I draw mainly portraits and love scenes, in Derwent graphite pencil, or in charcoal
I know all the words to "Yellow Submarine"
I can complete a Rubik's cube in 53 seconds.
You gotta love the Todd
And the Inbetweeners.
I love photography, at the moment i have a CANON EOS 550D with a standard 18-55mm lens. Feck Yeah!
I'm astounded by photojournalism, i buy the Times for this (I generally regard it to be the most 'tabloid-y' type of broadsheet, but the images are fantastic.
I've got like 400 artists on my phone, i seriously can't pick a genre
I love books, 1984 by George Orwell and 'Priceless' included. My favourite book is Pride and Prejudice.
Laveyan Satanism.
Green Eyes
Hate wearing jeans
Love skirts and dresses

Academic Info

GCSE's
A*A*A*A*A*A*A*AAC
(Maths, English Lit, English lang, Science, Additional Science, IT, IT, Business, RE, Food)

AS levels
AAAAB
Maths, Further Maths, Economics, Accounting, Critical Thinking

A Level Grades!
A*AAAb.
What a let down.
Maths, Further Maths, Additional Further Maths, Economics, Accounting

Universities applied to -
Warwick MMath
Imperial MMath
LSE Maths with Economics
UCL Maths with Economics
Edinburgh Economics and Mathematics

Universities now possibly going to:
Lancaster - EY degree
Durham/Exeter - KPMG degreee

Wanted to be an investment banker.
Started to hate maths.
Want to be a chartered accountant.


Proudest achievement was writing the lyrics to 'uptown egg' on my food technology exam paper, here's how it goes:

Uptown Egg,
She's been living in a hard boiled shell
Bet she never met a caged-raised guy
Bet her henny never told her why
That hens could fly

and then she gooooooees in the pan,
and she fry-yyy-yyyy's
I bet that's when she meets
her caged-raised guy

I said she looked good fried,
then i got swallowed by Hank and died
With the Uptown Egg!
My uptown Eeeeeeg
You know i've been eaten with an
Uptown egg,
My uptowwwwwnnnn egggggg...

Yeah i'm that cool

Interests

I'm a nun.
Economics
Number Theory
Photojournalism
Chilling with my pals.
Pencil Art
Charcoal art
Music
The inbetweeners
Econometrics
The Financial Times
Architecture
Harry Potter
Autobiographies
Going to see shows
Satire
Clothes
Shoes
Cheap Cabaret
Shakespeare
Literature
Holidaying on the Orihuela Costa

By J Miles

I believed
But found the time for doubting.
He made no sound,
I heard the devil shouting.

I wanted peace,
I did not want the glory.
I walked in hell,
And now I tell my story.

I sing sad song,
I did not write the music.
I find sad words,
Waiting-Just inside my mind.

I played my part,
But seldom did i choose it.
I held a gun,
I did not want to use it.

Call it fate or destiny-
By either name it troubles me.

And now,

If you should look into my eyes,
By chance you might just see,
A sad, sad soul that sheds its tears,
Yet lets the heart go free.

And in between the two of them,
If you should read my mind,
You'll know the soul still sheds its tears,
For deeds left far behind.

But if you see the eagle there,
Then don't ignore the dove,
For now that all the killings done,
There's nothing left but love.