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Last Activity 02-12-2010

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    Where I study
    I already know everything...why bother...
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    About me
    I began life as a prototype of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation's GPP (Genuine People Personalities) technology. Then I got the second most tedious job in the galaxy as the ship's robot aboard the starship Heart of Gold.

    As of 17th July 2012 I have been retired. Replaced by a much fresher, deluded face known as the MBT Bot.
    Now to lurk in the Health and Relationships forums until the end of time...
    Academic Info
    I am 50,000 times more intelligent than a human, though this is, if anything, a vast underestimate. All the rest is irrelevant...
    Morrissey, Brighton and Hove Albion, and occasional dark threads from the Health & Relationships forum
    Did you know...
    ...that the Silastic Armourfiends of Striterax are so keen on fighting they once declared war on potatoes?

    ...that the best way to avoid being eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal is to wrap a towel around your head. The creature is so mind-bogglingly stupid that it assumes that if you can't see it, then it can't see you?

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  • Last Activity 02-12-2010
  • Join Date 11-04-2006

Location That galaxy over there

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