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  1. I didn't go to any open days

    Could pop down in freshers week :awesome: Although I'll probably still be tipsy from the night before!

    It will be incredible, no doubt about it I think :yes: Hoping my flat are awesome this year (last year at Lancaster I had a really, really ****ty flat :sad: ).

    I'm going to be all sophisticated and take some bottles of Port for when I offer drinks to flatmates :holmes:

    Only problem is, the Port is called "Cockburns" :ahee: I'm so immature
  2. Sure I wouldn't :ninja:

    Do you actually know where our lectures are? I have no idea :awesome:

    Freshers week will be awesome :awesome: I actually went to a few days last year since I live so close :teehee: They had it in the printworks (place full of clubs/bars) and it was fantastically awesome :ahee: That was just the nightlife too!
  3. but youre not straight are you
  4. :rofl:
    forgive me for my mistake, you are the shiniest tool in any box
  5. oh my apologies, for some reason i didn't think your were the brightest tool in the box - and therefore i thought i should elaborate
  6. truth be told im just jell...get it jell...
  7. damn you have a lot of messages from jellybean
    i was gonna snoop but there are so many messages which are so long and boring
  8. im not tellin
    i must protect my sources
  9. is it
    i thought i was special
  10. ur not gonna ask how i know your name

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  • About dipless

    Star Sign
    About me
    (Original post by Jellybean91)
    A rebel with gerbils? I think it works! Pretty good one if you ask me
    (Original post by Potiron)
    Banned because you're gonna be even older
    - standard TSR mentality against me

    (Original post by Potiron)
    Awake since 10? That's not so very long.
    Perhaps if you go on TC I will sing you a song.
    I'm very bored, see,
    And I've just had my tea

    I'm sure you noticed that one didn't rhyme
    But frankly, I don't really have the time.
    I'm lazy, it's sad
    But it can't all be bad
    Because it means I'll never fall off a cliff on a climb.

    Unlike Dipless, who climbs up high rocks
    With ropes and in boots with thick socks
    He is so energetic
    I feel almost pathetic
    But I'm sure he must take many knocks.

    Dipless has a thing for a Jellybean
    To say it so bluntly feels quite mean :teehee:
    They flirt and they flutter
    Their eyes at each other
    So they seem to not mind being seen!

    I jest. Obviously. And I probably won't sing on TC either.

    For I am an insincere flipflopper
    I lie and I simply can't stop-er
    I'm a dissembler and crook
    But I should hide in a ...nook?
    Because in past times I'd be headed straight for the chopper!

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