Overlord in Training
- About me
- My life is like an unfinished novel by Paul Zindel
Our life would be what we made of it--nothing more, nothing less.
— from The Pigman
My daughter's a sad sack, Mr. Meizner. She feels left out. In the forest of romance, she's a desert. If I had a hatchet I'd slit my wrists and write on the wall with my blood how sorry I am I made her into such a klutz. No matter what she does, she screws up. She went to a picnic and came back with a tick in her ear. I take her to Macy's and her hair gets caught in the escalators. Do you want me on my knees, Doctor? Is that what you want? Just tell Jack and me, we'll do anything for our daughter, we beg you! Edna whimpers in her room at night. I hear her. Her bedroom's right next to mine. We were watching the blob last week and all we could hear was Edna crying. Please Mr. Meizner, can't you use psychology to help Edn get her hands on a boy?
— from Pardon Me You're Stepping On My Eyeball!
I don't really know what I'm going to do. It's not going to be that Love Land crap. And I'm not going to give civilization a kick in the behind, because I might need an appendectomy sometime. But I'm going to do something, and I have a strange feeling it's going to be phantasmagorically different.
— from I Never Loved Your Mind
Current song playing in my head over and over and over
- Last Activity 22-06-2011
- Join Date 29-11-2010
Location Far Far Away
Join Date 29-11-2010
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