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Gosh, this comes to rather late, but I do apologise. I've been away for a while -> computer problems Do you have a facebook or a twitter or some such so that it would be easier to keep in touch lest something like this goes down? I like him too, he was in something very recently on channel 4 with Richard Madden from Game of Thrones as a trainee Paramedic and he was very funny. Playing it semi-straight. Still don't think you can beat Terry Tibbs though. Talk to me (in a Ghanaian accent).

Be honest, you'd probably forgotten about my plans up until you'd read this! :P It's like the Spanish inquisition, you'll never expect it! How big is your head? Does this include hair as part of the massive extension? These are all valid questions, as I have quite a big head too. Did you k ow that the Beatles shot "Strawberry Field" in the park behind my old school/that is still part of my old school?! Well now you do!

I find it highly odd and I'm on a similar wavelength. Though I always find myself trying to weave painlessly between the tow extremes of people who don't date outside their race and people who will only date outside their race. I just don't see where the skin colour comes into it. I got negged recently, by quite a few people for admonishing a white girl who only dated black men. While I meant to tell her that I found her hypothesis silly, and that you shouldn't base sole attraction on pigmentation, I think something got lost ion translation. I know I meant well though, so the negative action was a bit flummoxing. In fact, I think I've approached the very unique nadir where the big draw in women for me is not their physical appearance any more, but their brain (brainnnnssss). This makes me sound like a massive dweeb, I know, but it's true. My mates just shake my head when they hear this from me! I know from personal experience about the lengths you have to go with afro hair, so preach, sister!

See, I just try and copy Kayvan Novak (face/phonejacker guy) and I fail miserably. See, I'm trying to do it right now as I type, I keep repeating 'I want your monies' and I can't help but feel like I'm sounding more like 'greased up deaf guy' from Family Guy. Actually, you might like this: http://youtu.be/GfAH-0vFWLE?t=3m17s

Snakes and Daggers, Spunky. You're trying to weasel your way out of it! Don't think I don't know what you're trying to do! In any case, I will endeavour to make you say it. So in 6 or 7 messages-worth time, hopefully you'll have forgotten all about it. And then I can pretend to get angry about something and THAT'S WHEN I'LL POUNCE (this all makes sense in my head, at least)! You were watching Taken 2 on a plane? Where did you go and how paranoid are you now? I need a reason to go to Liverpool. Give me a reason! That and JB has had the same hair-cut since forever. Actually, I can't talk. It's either a buzzcut or really long for me....

Thing is, loads of those guys who make assumptions like those are just going by stereotypes. Not that it's white privilege or anything, but all their opinions would come crashing down if and when they actually met/saw a black girl they found to be attractive. I tend to find these same guys who say that are also the same guys who say bad things about British women. They're probably 3/4/5 out of 10 and insist on women who are 8 out of 10's. They don't offer much, so I wouldn't worry about them. I mean, me and lots of other men aren't stupid and aren't going to limit ourselves to one race! Neither would I limit myself to a nationality. Finding someone attractive shouldn't be based on boundaries. I still post on the thread (thanks btw) but I find myself being put off lately because everyone else was put off posting by the same guys saying 'oh she's not black enough'. What do you want me to do, use a dulux colour chart?! I'm guessing the other students can see your screen then! Huzzah!

I can very easily see how a Welsh accent morphs into an Indian one. I find out that when I try to do a Nigerian accent (i.e. for e-mail scam parodies), I end up sounding like a mute!

Well, you've used the term technically in word format, so I've somehow won. If I ever land in Liverpudlian territory, I will find you (not like Liam Neeson) and give you cause to join in my general mockery.

They're so shiny. I've seen him take the piss out of posh people with massive chins. Pot Kettle Black, you might say.

Hah. Thanks, that made me blush somewhat....for subtly reminding me how much I've posted on that thread! :P Nah, the general kindness is appreciated. If you feel like a perv on that thread, how do you think I feel when I post on there?! I swear people must think I only like Black girls or something, but the truth is I know how much black girls suffer on here, so I just enjoy posting good stuff to show up the misconceptions.

and to think I made that up the spot hahaha

was scouse baller your nickname?

are you 18 yet you scouse baller?

All I know about Louis Spence is that my dad pathologically hates him. I maintain a strict balance of neutrality. Ah so you've met the so's family then? Was the grampa's accent a deal-clincher? I find that I go off the boil too quickly when impersonating the usual Irish accent, hence my propensity to mimic the Northern one because it's actually a fair bit easier.

WHAT?! ell, you've used it now, but I guess we'll have to find another way for you to say it in context! We need a cunning plan. I was joking about the Mersey, thankfully. I just used it as a ploy to link me paragraphs! The only way I'd ever do it would be in the event of losing a bet and since I would never cross a Scouser, I don't see it happening!

Hah, to be honest, I can't think of very many, hence me asking you! Perhaps curly wigs and red adidas tracksuits, maybe even John Bishop's teeth.

Alright, loyalty I can see. I'm sure there are others, when you trying to 'woo' me over to Ghana's cause in the Black Girl thread! My memory stinks though, so I'm hoping you'll indulge me!

Shame, I thought you kept voting for him so that he's stay out of Liverpool!

I guess that person would probably one of the Gallagher brothers. Good at music, but not a lot else. It's easy to understand sure, but the accent is there and in your face, like Louis Spence in a public toilet. I have a ball of a time trying to impersonate Geordie accents which eventually lead me to do an impression of a Geordie bloke saying "Oh no, he's hit the wire (wi-yah)". Going off on a complete tangent, I've never watched The Wire. I probably should as I just spent the last half hour between writing this message up until 'wi-yah' and now looking at clips of it on youtube. So yeah, I like Geordie accents and Northern Irish because they're so easy to imitate. Seeing as half of liverpool is irish anyway, I'm sure you gotta be able to do an Irish accent too?

But if you're telling people to 'calm down' all the time, how can you be angry? Mind=blown!

Shame, I fancied a swim in the Mersey. Let's see, what other scouse stereotypes are there? Are there any similarities between Ghanaians and Scousers?

You could create the perfect Lancastrian hybrid. Or someone who has a massive ego yet likes to moan a lot; not that I like my stereotypes or anything.... Oh how could you miss it, it's typical Brum through and through. Statistically, it's supposed that brummie accents are found to be the most annoying, whereas Scots or Irish are found to be the most pleasant. Yorkshire accents are supposed to also be seen as reliable, hence those plusnet adverts that will do you right.

Do you have a rubber fetish or something? To be honest, the scouse accent makes me more inclined to laugh at something, so I think both male and female ones are alright. It must be something in the water.

You should see me now. I'm saying "alright, alright" followed by "mad for it" and repeating them ad nauseaum, trying to see what a hybrid of the two would be like. I'd wager that Brummy is far more annoying. That said, I do a mean 'Gavin from Autoglass' impression, so I don't want to put the mockers on that. Also, I don't drive, so stealing my tyres would be impossible! Though I would choose Scouse anyway as it's easier to impersonate and because I like making that 'hoik' noise when you say SC-ouse.