slylee (Offline)  

really! i didn't know that, that's really interesting. haha your dogs sound cute (although obviously not as cute as 2 cats ). have you seen the video of the cat barking until it gets caught? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP3gzee1cps)

The also built those things everyones talking about, you know those incredible architectural masterpieces, what are they called again...? OH YEAH THE ONLY THE MOFREAKIN PYRAMIDS!! Haha yeah I've seen some feisty cats, they are so cool and mighty. You can tell they're related to lions and tigers in their eyes.
Really i didn't know that about the cat v dog thing? And yeah i've seen sooo many cute youtube videos of cats and dogs cuddling and stuff and it's so adorable. My friend has a dog and two cats and they get on tolerably, not friendly or anything but it's ok.

Oh cheese.
I know, thank you.

you smell

cats were worshipped by the egyptians as GODS. f being mans best friend, these motherfudgers RULE men. they don't **** themselves when dogs come at them, that only happens in cartoons. a cat could take on a dog anyday

that's why they are so cool, they don't need humans. they are born leaders, the rulers of the pet world. dogs schmogs... they're pests. if i want something to follow me, i'll get twitter

no way, cats are all awesome and independent, striding proudly through boulevards of rainbows while dogs are left in some awful park chasing their tails and sniffing other dogs butts

We don't age, silly. We can look how we like. In the old days it was the 'fashion' to have the whole long beard and grey hair thing, to make people respect us. But these days, it's much easier to just try to blend in and avoid unwanted attention. I shouldn't tell you this, but a few hundred years ago, I was working with one of the most famous kings of the dark ages, I was one of the 'fashion' leaders on the whole robes and wrinkles look. I can't really tell you which king I worked for, but I will say, there may have been some incidents involving swords in stones..........

We are very good at disguises.