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About TheTallOne

Name

Stephen

Where I study

The University of Warwick

Occupation

Hat Collector (see below)

Orientation

Parrot

Star Sign

Scorpio

About me

I'M SORRY BUT I HAVE THIS HAT FETISH!!!

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Other than being shagged by a rare parrot, I was born some time in the past in London before moving up t'north when I was 4. There, I attended Wakefield Girls Pre-School before moving back down south after Reception. I found it boring. Then I attended Beechwood Sacred Heart Prep-School (which at that time was also a girls school). When I was 10 I found myself at The Skinners' School where these people called 'boys' attended. I was shocked at the sausage fest that occurred there which took up 7 years of my life. Now I find myself inside this man named Jack Martin in some place called Warwick, University of. (Where the hell is Warwick?) The funny thing is is that Warwick (town) is further away from Warwick (University of) than Coventry (city, not the football team but the city (large and permanent settlement)) is from Warwick (University of). Going to Warwick? Thinking about Warwick Accommodation? Check out this thread!

I've been called many names in the past, including Sio Ham Lo, none of which are correct. Currently, the name Simon seems popular, even though it clearly states above that my name is Stephen.

Academic Info

GCSEs: 10A*s, 2As
A-Levels: AAAAA

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A2 Levels 2009:
Biology OCR
81/90: Central Concepts
81/90: Mammalian Physiology and Behaviour
114/120: Unifying Concepts in Biology

Chemistry OCR
73/90: Chains, Rings and Spectroscopy
76/90: Trends and Patterns & Transition Elements
120/120: Unifying Concepts in Chemistry

Physics AQA
90/90: Waves, Fields and Nuclear Energy
90/90: Applied Physics
120/120: Unifying Concepts in Physics

Mathematics Edexcel
82/100: D1
93/100: FP1
99/100: D2

STEP: [Cambridge Assessment]
2: STEP I
2: STEP II

AEA:
Distinction: Maths (Edexcel)

A Levels:
Edexcel Maths: 590/600
Edexcel Further Maths: 556/600
OCR Biology: 546/600
OCR Chemistry: 556/600
AQA Physics: 596/600 - Top 5!

Interests

Hats
More recently I've discovered certain feelings for hats and my eyes have these urges that only hats can satisfy. I'm very glad that I found this woman called Julia who also shares my obsession for hats. Once day, she reached into her bag and took out loads of hats and that was the best day of my life. She also likes to draw pictures of hands (I eat hands) and mountains with people hanging off them from rope (I like a bit of rope). Not only that but she is incredibly useful at asking impossible questions, like what colour is a banana. I said green because mine is but it wasn't and she was right.



This is someone's hat. If you want it, call me

Moar Hatz


Innocent Smoothies
Recently, Innocent Smoothies started giving away free hats with their smoothies. It was so awesome for me and the smoothies then tasted even better. I took a family picture with some of my friends:

Domo starts feeling up Lampy here but he's having none of it

University

I could probably summarise uni with the following text:
University is a place where you can buy Easter eggs from Tesco in February for £1. It's a place that forces me to buy 6720 sheets of margin, feint ruled, 80gsm quality paper for under £50. It's a place which caused me to buy a pot of Ragu Red Lasagne (for 88p), and then upon reading the label then tells me to buy Ragu White Lasagne (another 88p), mince beef (2 for £6) and lasagne sheets (80p) in order to make lasagne. I say lasagne like a southerner, like a pirate goes 'Arrgh', rather than what a person from the north would say 'Sand'.

At the time of writing I went to Tesco yesterday and say Easter eggs for £1 and now I went again today and it's 3 for £5. This is the sign that Easter is coming. I should have bought more yesterday but now I will never every buy a Cadbury Easter Egg again. This is because Kraft (what a crafty company) have taken over this place and are going to run this town next year. Ehhhhhhhhhh. It makes we want to keep the last ever Easter egg I bought but it expires in July so I can afford to wait a few months yet.

This is my life. Live with it.