Laomedeia (Offline)

About Laomedeia

Name

The Stig (aka Laomedeia)

Where I study

51.114332 N , 0.537409999999333 W

Occupation

Tame racing driver

Orientation

Head on top, feet on bottom

Star Sign

Don't believe in it

About me

Some say that:
I get terrible eczema on my helmet
I once punched a horse to the ground
I can drive faster than the speed of light*
*Because of this, all my speeding fines were from driving at night.
That I only know 2 facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong
My visor has x-ray capability
I have a life size tattoo of my face, on my face
My semen is luminous
My turds are the only known substance to have a negative albedo
I become highly magnetic during Jupiters opposition
I have no reflection

All you know is the latin name for the stig is Laomedeia

Academic Info

I have a GSCE in ducks. Some say its fake tho.

Interests

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Birds that swim and dive in water
Shark wrestling
Moving cars really fast
Inventing things that havent been invented before
Recreational gynecology

Man in white!

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