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have you ever tried performing auto fellatio?

just what the title says

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Reply 1
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wellerism
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NO way you sick freak
god.. you must be so bendy :rolleyes:
If all men could *I assume there are a few men who could* then there'd be no need to assistance.
If I could.... why on earth would I waste time on TSR?
Reply 5
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music_chick
I bet if any man could then he would!
music_chick
I bet if any man could then he would!

you have no idea how wrong you are
Reply 7
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Anonymous #1
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i tried it once and i managed to lick my bell end it was very nice
Tried and failed.
Reply 9
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Psyk
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I figured I can't touch my toes so there's no way I'm going to be able to suck my dick.

My theory is that if everyone could auto-fellate it would be considered normal. We'd just do it instead of using our hands.
Reply 10
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Dr.Hox
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Anonymous
Tried and failed.

Ditto :frown:
I failed - if only I'd stuck at gym I might be more bendy :p:

music_chick
I bet if any man could then he would!


Would the same be true of women?
i cant even get close


I told my mate about it, he thought that he'd be able to do it, so i went out the room and he tried


got the whole head in, but said it sucked (no pun intended :wink: )


moral of the story: buy a fleshlight.
At least a dozen people replying to this thread will have first attempted to direct their mouths in the direction of their crotches, I guarantee it.
Tried once, to see if I could even get that far and failed.

Personally I don't think it would do much. Like, you can't really tickle yourself, can you?
Sick, I just searched wikipedia for autofellatio and there is a photograph of a guy doing it. I threw up a little in my mouth.
The fact you put fellatio into Wiki....
Apparently, 3 in 1000 men can.

As a woman, I'm not going to bother trying; tain't gonna happen.
emmarainbow
Apparently, 3 in 1000 men can.

As a woman, I'm not going to bother trying; tain't gonna happen.


theres a forum dedicated to it, with tutorial videos etc


any man can work themselves to doing it (unless they have a tiny tinker), its just a case of getting fit and flexible
Reply 19
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Colesy
I'm doing it right now.

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