If we had a Horny Old Graduates Soc it would be HoGSoc.
On a related note, I was astonished to see that a Chemistry Post-Doc friend of mine (nothing to do with CB) had watched 14,000 YouTube videos and had 500+ favourites. She just dwarfs my mere 4,500. But then her 7+ years postgrad vs. my 1 and a bit at least mean I've nothing to be ashamed of relatively.