Straight Men

Do you think sometimes life would better if you were gay?

I mean think about it, you'd have much more in common with your partner, you'd be able to understand each other better, you could watch sports together and enjoy your beers together. If anal's your thing, you wouldn't have to beg for it [Though do people do this? I don't know, anal's a bit yucky]. Girls are way too complicated and boring and emotional.

Oh I'd love to be gay Damn my hormones/gene/life choice/God, for making women so goddamn irresistible.

Can you really put those two words in the same sentence?

Do you think sometimes life would better if you were gay?

I mean think about it, you'd have much more in common with your partner, you'd be able to understand each other better, you could watch sports together and enjoy your beers together. If anal's your thing, you wouldn't have to beg for it [Though do people do this? I don't know, anal's a bit yucky]. Girls are way too complicated and boring and emotional.

Oh I'd love to be gay Damn my hormones/gene/life choice/God, for making women so goddamn irresistible.

I really don't like you much.

I agree.

Lol! I do like you sometimes Reems!

Thier are less gay men so it is a struggle for a gay guy to meet another gay guy.

Do you think sometimes life would better if you were gay?

I mean think about it, you'd have much more in common with your partner, you'd be able to understand each other better, you could watch sports together and enjoy your beers together. If anal's your thing, you wouldn't have to beg for it [Though do people do this? I don't know, anal's a bit yucky]. Girls are way too complicated and boring and emotional.

Oh I'd love to be gay Damn my hormones/gene/life choice/God, for making women so goddamn irresistible.