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FAO Women: Do you find big balls attractive?

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Cybele

Can't say that balls, or their size, are something we particularly care about. We don't meet a guy and think, "I hope he has big balls!", it doesn't really matter. But, congratulations nonetheless for your big nads, I'm sure they bring you some kind of subconscious confidence-boost. :yep:

Thank you. And it's funny, they actually do!

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Anonymous #1

Big = too big to put in my mouth
Small = not enough to get hold of

Reply 22

G1lly

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Reply 23

Leon Trotsky

Apparently if you're fat your testicles are generally larger. So, yeah...

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InvoluntarySlacker

Are you sure the extra 60% isn't a tumour? Just saying kuz.

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Teveth

Eradicus

Fúcking strange nerd

Thanks.

Addzter

Apparently if you're fat your testicles are generally larger. So, yeah...

I have a 32 inch waist.

Reply 26

Teveth

InvoluntarySlacker

Are you sure the extra 60% isn't a tumour? Just saying kuz.

Well I hope not, because that'd mean I have a tumour in both nads....and that would just be terribly unfair.

Reply 27

TheRealDarthVader

Rolls eyes

Not part of the holiday I particularly enjoyed, but nonetheless we got a lot of laughs out of it. He had come out of the shower and was dancing with the towel and pretending to engage us with a striptease while in his underpants. Then the girl we were staying with came in and he instantly got a stiffy, which he had to hide. Imagine placing your thumb on top of a football.

Fair play to OP though. My ball sack is quite dry and tight. That's mainly because I keep tampering with the milk at my local primary school. With bigger ******** you exert a harder shot. Just make sure not to bazooka your girlfriend when you blow your load.

Reply 28

Scubar

I think the question we all want to ask is...

can you ride them like a space hopper?

Reply 29

Leon Trotsky

Teveth

I have a 32 inch waist.

I don't know what that means. Does that mean you're fat?

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baby sexy

Teveth

By measuring the length, height and depth with a ruler and then using the following formula: 4/3 π x (length/2) x (width/2) x (depth/2).

Is that formula for the volume of an oval correct?

Still, pretty tough to accurately measure three separate diameters of your eggs through your nutsack. This - I say with confidence - is where your error is creeping in.

Reply 31

Teveth

Addzter

I don't know what that means. Does that mean you're fat?

No, it means I am slim.

Reply 32

Teveth

baby sexy

No, it's for an ellipsoid. From Wiki....

In healthy European adult human males, average testicular volume is 18 cm³ per testis, with normal size ranging from 12 cm³ to 30 cm³[5]. The average testicle size after puberty measures up to around 2 inches long, 0.8 inches in breadth, and 1.2 inches in height (5 x 2 x 3 cm). Measurement in the living adult is done in two basic ways:

comparing the testicle with ellipsoids of known sizes (orchidometer).
measuring the length, depth and width with a ruler, a pair of calipers or ultrasound imaging.
The volume is then calculated using the formula for the volume of an ellipsoid: 4/3 π × (length/2) × (width/2) × (depth/2).

Reply 33

Leon Trotsky

Teveth

No, it means I am slim.

Oh. You got big bawls naturally then.

Reply 34

Eclectic Styles

paddy__power

Troll thread is troll but this ain't no troll! :lolwut:

Ruisu

Sorry brah but I think you has teh testicular canca

Errmm...that just leaves firm, bumpy lump on your scrotum and nothing else...your balls feel heavier as a result but they don't increase noteably in size.

Teveth

And for those who asked, my cock is bigger than average so they don't look too out of proportion or anything like that.

Unfortunately, unless you mean that in the `it's as thick as bratwurst` sense, it just means pain for the lady friend... :sad:

(yes, sadly, her cries in bed are not from really hot sex but because you are impaling her up to her stomach :pinch:

)

Good for you, though! :congrats:

EDIT: Amazingly, this thread is full of guys. For a thread full of women, head on over to the `Does your university have an S&M society thread`. It completely dispel the myth that men are more perverted than women...it's definitely the other way 'round. :sadnod:

(the thought of that is rather painfully hot :pinch:

)

Reply 35

Floofy

Teveth

Ha. That episide of South Park is what came to mind before making this thread. I can't say I've ever thought about microwaving my nads, mind.

And for those who asked, my cock is bigger than average so they don't look too out of proportion or anything like that.

So what was you question again OP? :gthumb:

Reply 36

MovingOn

Err, it wouldn't be a turn on or a turn off, I really don't care.

Reply 37

Anonymous #2

Teveth

And for those who asked, my cock is bigger than average so they don't look too out of proportion or anything like that.

Wow

When I first slept with my **** buddy I noticed his dick was like stupidly big (like 10" when hard) but his balls were really really small and flat. I was highly confused. Still am, but the sex is amazing so balls aren't a feature us girls are crazy about!