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The Most Stupid Lyrics You've Ever Heard in a Song

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La Marseillaise - Otherwise known as the French National Anthem:

Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Le jour de gloire est arrivé !
Contre nous de la tyrannie,
L'étendard sanglant est levé, (bis)
Entendez-vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats ?
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras
Egorger vos fils et vos compagnes !

Refrain
Aux armes, citoyens,
Formez vos bataillons,
Marchons, marchons !
Qu'un sang impur
Abreuve nos sillons !

1
Que veut cette horde d'esclaves,
De traîtres, de rois conjurés ?
Pour qui ces ignobles entraves,
Ces fers dès longtemps préparés ? (bis)
Français, pour nous, ah ! quel outrage
Quels transports il doit exciter !
C'est nous qu'on ose méditer
De rendre à l'antique esclavage !
(au Refrain)

2
Quoi ! des cohortes étrangères
Feraient la loi dans nos foyers !
Quoi ! ces phalanges mercenaires
Terrasseraient nos fiers guerriers ! (bis)
Grand Dieu ! par des mains enchaînées
Nos fronts sous le joug se ploieraient
De vils despotes deviendraient
Les maîtres de nos destinées !
(au Refrain)...

Yup, a head scratcher that one!
Busted (surprise) - Boy bands, and another one, and another one.

...And another one
:nothing:

I always hate the lyric "I got soul but I'm not a soldier too", that's a bloody silly lyric.
Original post by The Dark Lord
"I've been Southampton but I've never been to Scunthorpe" is worse...


I totally agree!

Also all of this song is totally stupid, I can't believe it sold any records



"You got facial hair like a polar bear
You blow up like a toad and then explode
Your face looks mean like Halloween
You got big red eyes like cherry pies
You got the IQ of a digeridoo
You look insane and got no brain
You got a big fat belly like a bowl full of jelly
Your fat mum Milly looks like Free Willy"

No wonder people threw bottles of piss at them :nothing:

Edit: this is even worse


Everybody knows you put fleas in cheese, mix them with glue and use it like shampoo! What? Ping-pong why am I saying ping-pong?
Ping-pong Ping-pong Ping-pong!
Whatever whatever whatever!

WHY GOD WHY
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aja89
17
"WHAT'S SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER?"

In fact, shall we just say -
ALL POP IS PRETTY SCREWED, HUH?
Original post by The Fez
Lol it kinda sounds like "big cock" when she sings it.




I can't believe you still remember Clay Aiken's song lol.


It was so creepy, it is permanently stuck in my mind. Scarred for life after listening to it... :smile:
Oh, and just heard on Heart radio -
"You are a cinema, I could watch you forever"

???????????????????????????????????????????????????:biggrin:
Trapped in the closet! Hahahahaha
cover drive - lick ya down

"You don't know me
Boy you can't run away
Oh please, gon' find you anyway
I'ma lick ya lick ya down
Lick ya lick ya down down
Lick ya lick ya down
Lick ya lick ya down down"

...What?
Original post by Nanpa
The best part about that lyric is when Tinie came to my uni to give a talk he told us how it's his favourite lyric because NOBODY knows what it means apart from him and his manager.

I think we get the euphemism Tinie, I think we get it. :yeah:


what does it mean? :h:
baby baby baby , oooooohh, baby baby baby oohhhhhhhh....
Spoon in spoon
Stirring my coffee
I thought of you
And turned to the gate
And on my way came up with the answers
I scratched my head
And the answers were gone

From hand to hand,
Wrist to the elbow
Red blood sand
Could Dad be God? :lolwut:
Crosses cross hung out like a wet rag
Forgive you? Why?
You hung me out to dry
And maybe I'm crazy
But laughing out loud
Makes the pain pass by
And maybe you're a little crazy
But laughing out loud makes it all subside
Holding, I'm holding
I'm still falling,
I'm still falling

Spoon in spoon
Stirring my coffee
I thought of this
And turned to the gate
But on my way
Crack lightning and thunder
I hid my head
And the storm slipped away
Well, maybe I'm crazy
But laughing out loud
Makes it all pass by
And maybe you're a little crazy
And laughing out loud
Makes it all alright

Laughing out loud

From time to time,
Minutes and hours
Some move ahead while
Some lag behind
It's like the balloon that
Rise and then vanish
This drop of hope
That falls from his eyes

Spoon in spoon
Stirring my coffee
I think of this
And turn to go away
But as I walk
There're voices behind me saying:
"Sinners sin, come now and play."

Laughing out loud...

Come now and play...

Come in from the cold for a while,
Everything will be all right
Come in from the noise for a time,
Everything will be alright
Everything will be alright
For now, goodbye
Friend, goodbye


Dave Matthew's band, Spoon. Not sure how I came across this but it's so pretentious that it's stupid.
(edited 12 years ago)
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JoshB8116
Original post by ThisIsMyMoment
(Yeah, Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-Ark)
Oo-ooh-ooh, hoo yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah-ah-ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[Rebecca Black - Verse 1]

7am, waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein’ everything, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Rebecca Black - Verse 2]

7:45, we’re drivin’ on the highway
Cruisin’ so fast, I want time to fly
Fun, fun, think about fun
You know what it is
I got this, you got this
My friend is by my right
I got this, you got this
Now you know it

Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday

Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

[Bridge]

Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end

[Rap Verse]

R-B, Rebecca Black
So chillin’ in the front seat (In the front seat)
In the back seat (In the back seat)
I’m drivin’, cruisin’ (Yeah, yeah)
Fast lanes, switchin’ lanes
Wit’ a car up on my side (Woo!)
(C’mon) Passin’ by is a school bus in front of me
Makes tick tock, tick tock, wanna scream
Check my time, it’s Friday, it’s a weekend
We gonna have fun, c’mon, c’mon, y’all

[Chorus]

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend

It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)
Fun, fun, fun, fun
Lookin’ forward to the weekend


MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN!!!

Brock's Dub :wink:
Reply 133
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pammii25
Rihanna- man down

'I didn't mean to hurt him, could've been somebody's son'.
Really?I'm bloody sure he was.
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Swell
14
I've got so many clothes i leave some at my aunts house.

"I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news."

Okaaay, step away from the rhyming dictionary....
"I've been Southampton but I ain't never been to Scunthorpe"
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The Fez
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Original post by QueenOfHearts93
It was so creepy, it is permanently stuck in my mind. Scarred for life after listening to it... :smile:


This is creepier :rolleyes:

Milow - You and Me (In My Pocket)

I wish you smelled a little funny
Not just funny really bad
We could roam the streets forever
Just like cats but we’d never stray
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
I could raise you in the tub at home
We could take a swim together
On weekly day trips to the bay

Oh you and me
It would be only you and me
Oh you and me
It would be only you and me

I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
I often wish that you had feathers
I’d keep you in a giant cage
All day long I’d sit and watch you
I’d sing for you and that would be okay

People say there are plenty of fish
In the sea, baby, all I do is wish

I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but paralyzed
Then I could plug you into a socket
So you could never run away
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day

More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmania.com/you_and_me_in_my_pocket_lyrics_milow.html
All about Milow: http://www.musictory.com/music/Milow
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The Fez
12
Rebecca Black - Gang Fight (as interpreted by a bad lip reader)

We didn't have no internet but man I never will forget
The way the moon light shined upon her hair.

Really Kid Rock?

Also
Don't Stop The Party lyrics
Don't, don't, don't, don't,
Don't, don't, don't, don't,
Don't, don't, don't, don't Stop The Party.
Don't, don't, don't, don't,
Don't, don't, don't, don't,
Stop, stop, stop,
The, the, the, don't Stop The Party.
Don't Stop the Party
Don't, don't, don't, don't,
Don't, don't, don't, don't,
Stop, stop, stop,
The, the, the, don't Stop The Party.

This is that original,
This has no identical,
You can't have my digital,
Future Aboriginal,
Get up off my genitals,
I stay on that pinnacle,
Chewin up my lryicals,
Call me verbal criminal, ( Yes I do with great intensity)
Send you to that clinical,
Subscribe use of Chemicals,
I.D.O. and visual, can't see me, invisible.
I old school like Biblical,
Futuristic next level,
Never on that typical
Will I stop I never know...

Just Dire.

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