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Whats the most ridiculous statement you have ever put in a exam?

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RE mock test last year, 1 mark question:

Question: "What is death?"
My answer: "Death is when you stop living and you die."

Sounds ridiculous, but I got the mark for it. :rofl:
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GCSE r.e.

Question: Suggest how the church may help keep families together.

Answer: It doesn't, this is a stupid question.
History AS, managed to successfully argue that Benjamin Disraeli (1870s) was to blame for the Rwandan Genocides (1994). 96% thank you very much.
I remember going through our GCSE mock RE exam last year. I'd actually missed the exam as I was sick, so I was sharing with my friend. On one of the questions where it said "what is a Christian's view on' (can't remember what it was) he wrote:

'I don't know, ask a Christian. Alternatively, you could ask Chuck Norris'.

Unsurprisingly, he didn't get any marks for it, but it was funny.
In my biology exam, i realised that i wrote comdon instead of codon :facepalm:

still did well nonetheless
no way

:rofl: what did you get?
(edited 4 years ago)
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German essay yesterday:
"Is the closing of cinemas just a conspiracy from the government to get us to buy more petrol?"
Hasn't been marked yet, I should rewrite it but I can't think of any more points!
Katie Price is a slag.

Got a B.
Original post by Nick_000
Inspired by the General Studies thread where people are talking about how they just wrote crap.

So, what is the most ludicrous thing you have ever wrote in an exam? Also, which exam was it?


In a critical thinking exam I put

'THIS IS **** AND POINTLESS. I SHOULD BE REVISING FOR BIOLOGY''

I subsequently turned over the page and did four pages of Biology revision
In a DT exam I was confronted with a question about the best use of materials for something or other (it was more complicated than it sounds). There was a pretty big space for a detailed answer, but I had no idea what it was talking about, so I just drew a big picture of a boat.

Along the lines of:

Original post by da_comeback
In a critical thinking exam I put

'THIS IS **** AND POINTLESS. I SHOULD BE REVISING FOR BIOLOGY''

I subsequently turned over the page and did four pages of Biology revision


What you did biology revision in the middle of the exam>?
Original post by nmudz_009
What you did biology revision in the middle of the exam>?


On a critical thinking exam paper
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under "what is the chemical equation of an acid and an alkali neautralizing" or some crap like that (the naswer being something like positive H^2 and negative O) i wrote me + you = better equations with my girlfriend in mind.. that was a good test
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Original post by bilidowcar
Science exam: How do you test for oxygen in a room?
Go inside. breathe. If you die there is no oxygen


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Did you get a mark?
Original post by Etoile
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Did you get a mark?


No, because apparently if a room was 100% full of oxygen you would die also
Original post by da_comeback
On a critical thinking exam paper


I knoo :P how? Just made a list of bioliogy facts you remember?
I actually try my best in all my exams, I never take education for granted.

Think of the poor kids in Africa who can only dream of being able to learn, some of you are so naive.

Blast me with negs, but I seriously do not care because you've posted some pretty obnoxious stuff on this thread.
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I got confused in my spanish speaking and accidently said my brother molested me, instead of he annoys me. My teachers face was pure horror, no wonder i got a D..
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Don't know if primary school counts but in a maths test, the qs: why is he wrong? to which i put: because he is. I had 5 mins left so best i could come up with really.

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