I remember going through our GCSE mock RE exam last year. I'd actually missed the exam as I was sick, so I was sharing with my friend. On one of the questions where it said "what is a Christian's view on' (can't remember what it was) he wrote:
'I don't know, ask a Christian. Alternatively, you could ask Chuck Norris'.
Unsurprisingly, he didn't get any marks for it, but it was funny.