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Weirdest nicknames given to you in school…

Okay, I’ve just been watching the Greg Davies, ‘Firing Cheeseballs at a Dog’ and couldn’t help but think of all the weird names various people have in my year. Any particularly brilliant ones you can think of?

Slightly odd, but mine was ‘Lady Lasagne’ with my friends for a while because so many people kept on referring to me as a prostitute since I was like thirteen (courtesy of a guy leading a coach tour), and apparently I’d be the posh-est one around (as evidenced by the way I say lasagne), hence the ‘Lady’ part.

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Reply 1

medbh4805

People call me Nicolas or Tsar (this came about in AS history class last year).

Hence my dp. :yy:

Reply 2

wibletg

'Brian' since it's an anagram of brain :confused:

Reply 3

allwordsaredust

Original post by medbh4805

People call me Nicolas or Tsar (this came about in AS history class last year).

Hence my dp. :yy:

Merely curious but why? (I'm writing an essay on him this very moment. Needless to say, he's not coming out very well)

Reply 4

defuzion

boner boy cause I got hard in gcse biology over a diagram of a vagina

edit: YES I am serious... lol

(edited 12 years ago)

Reply 5

Planar

Original post by allwordsaredust

Merely curious but why? (I'm writing an essay on him this very moment. Needless to say, he's not coming out very well)

Because Medbh is a completely inept ruler, useless in countless ways - just like Nicholas II, or NII as I used to call him :smile:

Reply 6

myfriendSQRT(-1)

Hovis, best of both worlds, because when my voice was breaking I had this massive singing range.

Reply 7

HeavyTeddy

Original post by defuzion

boner boy cause I got hard in gcse biology over a diagram of a vagina

LOLOLOLOL Unlucky.

Reply 8

This Honest

Lupe fiasco- I look a lot like him apparently.

Reply 9

MovieMoments

We have a Spud in our year. His surname is Parsons, which sounds like parsnips, which reminds people of potatoes, which you just call spuds. :-)

Reply 10

imy7

Barry, Jim and Luke. It's quite unfortunate that they're all male names...

Reply 11

lizlaz350

'Lizzie the lesbian', which wouldn't be that weird but the whole reason they gave it to me was because I apparently was going out with a boy in my class...?

Reply 12

JoPat94

Stugly (Stupid and ugly).

Reply 13

Oddette

Original post by defuzion

boner boy cause I got hard in gcse biology over a diagram of a vagina

lmfao.

Reply 14

kerily

People used to call me Bob :dontknow:

Reply 15

username853479

I came in one day in Year 9 or 10 looking pale and the guy who sat next to me in History decided to adopt the nickname 'Michael Jackson' for me.

Reply 16

Nfergs

Fergalicious by a male teacher at school as my surname is Fergie... Never looked at that teacher the same ever again. :dry:

(edited 12 years ago)

Reply 17

medbh4805

Original post by allwordsaredust

Merely curious but why? (I'm writing an essay on him this very moment. Needless to say, he's not coming out very well)

Dunno. Everyone just developed nicknames based on Russian history. We tried to change it to German ones when we did Nazi Germany, but they didn't feel as awesome, so the Russian ones just stuck.

Original post by Planar