Weirdest nicknames given to you in school…

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I once died my hair auburn and then in Geography class the idiot sat next to me opened the textbook and then pointed at me and 'Rural-AUBURN (urban) Fringe'. So that was me in Geography.
'Fairy Non-BIo' because I came out as being bisexual (forgetting the bit where it says 'non' before the bi I assume? People in my high school were idiots.

And then in college I just became 'Mini' because I was the second shortest in our group (the shortest was known as 'Midget').

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Medea91

My name is Mudya, and one of my friends calls me Mud Pud. In urdu/hindi 'pud-ee' is a vulgar term for vagina - so in English it would translate into words like clunge, gash, fanny, faj etc. 'Pud' has become a favourite swear word of mine when I'm annoyed with my sisters, and even though I'm being associated with a fanny I've got to admit, it always makes me giggle.

Reply 42

username533239

Original post by defuzion

boner boy cause I got hard in gcse biology over a diagram of a vagina

Obviously said that for the rep and to troll.

Reply 43

nmudz_009

Original post by defuzion

boner boy cause I got hard in gcse biology over a diagram of a vagina

ahahaaaaaaaa you absolute legend an a half considering it was visible ROFLLL

Reply 44

sophia_

Original post by fuze-mo25

we called my ginger friend charizard for a year

that made me giggle

Original post by getoom

i was always blinky

thats so cute

Reply 45

The_Internet

Gaddaffi

I have a dictatorial yet camp walk supposedly

Reply 46

Larry31

In biology my best friend and I are Pinky and Perky...Haven't the faintest idea why...but I am so obviously Perky xD he never decided to specify, it was just a collective term for the two of us xD

Reply 47

*Hakz*

'Dangerkid' :confused:

Reply 48

SirMasterKey

Yan 2 because I looked like a guy called Ryan.

Paddington because of my coat.

Trotsky- apparently I looked a bit like him in AS History.

Reply 49

whatisthis47

Spandex girl - This was my dream super hero name so a friend of mine made my wishes come true and started calling me it lol
German girl - For some reason it was unusual for a Bengali girl to be completely and utterly in love with a German rock band (Tokio Hotel! Though the feeling isn't there anymore =/)
Specs - By the same girl who called me German girl. We had a like-dislike relationship lol
'That weird girl who likes men who look like women' - I went through a Jeffree Star phase lol. Tokio Hotel's singer used to have very effeminate features before he grew a beard -.- He was beautiful (and here! And here! :love:

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Reply 50

BryonyParker

Brian, Bernie, Bob, Bryda.
The first three because they cant find a shorter female version of my name and the last because one kid in like year 9 thought i was polish so my drama teacher thought it would be fitting to give me a polish name now used by my peers.
L.O.L.

Reply 51

Aaaaaaaargh!

Friend of mine was called Gateau because he looked like the lad who's forced to eat the cake on Matilda. Bruce Bogtrotter? He never lived it down, and liked it himself, even teachers called him it!

I inherited the nickname Shandy because there was this one day in like year 8 or something when I was in a massive rush to get to school, but I had to grab my lunch from the fridge and put it in my bag. I literally grabbed my sandwiches, an apple (I never ate them but it made my Mum happy when she saw me taking one) and my drink. Get to school, and at lunch I'm sat with my mates getting my food out of my bag....and then I realise I've just pulled out a can of shandy! My can of Coke must have been next to it in the fridge. Mate's thought it was hilarious, teachers didn't! The suspiciously alcoholic teacher "confiscated" it.

Other nicknames for people included:

- Sandy (not because his name was Alexander, he had ginger hair...that one stuck too)
- Hugh (after Hugh Hefner. Every school year has that one lad who's just a bit TOO obsessive over girls and their lady-bits, well we had ours and we called him Hugh)
- Elbow (he could lick his elbow..... :lolwut:

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- Dingle (honestly don't know why, but everyone called him Dingle, even he forgot why he was called it, apparently it came from when he was a toddler)
- Mini-me (he was tiny, not that imaginative)

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Reply 52

najinaji

Original post by de_monies

Gaddaffi

I have a dictatorial yet camp walk supposedly

Reply 53

saggy8

We used to play a game back in primary school which was tag but instead of saying 'tag, you're it' we said an offensive name like 'poo-face' and who ever was on when the bell rang had this nickname for life. I got the nickname 'saggy' which everyone still calls me to this day. Worse thing is that my nickname was the only one that's actually stuck.

Reply 54

That Bearded Man

Original post by medbh4805

People call me Nicolas or Tsar (this came about in AS history class last year).

Hence my dp. :yy:

Nicknamed of Tsar Nicholas II - bless :biggrin:

Reply 55

brokenlogic18

Captain Creamy.

And my mates continue to call me "Creamy".

Reply 56

That Bearded Man

My nickname was the destroyer from football. I've also inherited a lot of footballers as nicknames, such as Solskjaer, Hangeland, Riise, Makelele

All my nicknames are connotations of my names or are Norway related.
Such as Melba toast, peach Melba, melbasaurus, Melbu
I was nicknamed a pig rapist because I was stupid enough to show how much that term offended me.

I was also called acne by the low IQ juniors because of my horrific dry skin.

My all-time favourite is Thor :biggrin:

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original_username

My head of year occasionally called me "commando" after I fell in a canal on a school trip. He overheard me saying to my mate that I brought a spare pair of everything apart from boxers. Thankfully he moved schools that summer.