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If You Could Punch Any Three Celebrites

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Reply 60
Original post by Rds_
Paxman
dara o briain
Stephen Sackur
Dominic Littlewood
the guy from coast who is in love with his own hair.


Are you mad?
Reply 61
Punch David Haye 3 times. Then stamp on his toe.



What a ****ing ****!
(edited 12 years ago)
Reply 62
Joey Barton
Joey Barton
Joey Barton
Jamie Oliver
Amy Childs
Any of the Loose Women cast. I don't mind which one.
1) Calvin Mackenzie, for services to nobbery.
2) Katie Price, for services to attention seeking.
3) Richard Littlejohn, for services to bigotry.
Reply 65
Tom Cruise
Jedward (biologically they are the same person, right - they count as one?)
Jeremy Paxman - for betraying his Northern roots and becoming an elitist.
Katy Perry
Rihanna
The TOWIE cast (they don't really deserve to be treated as seperate entities now do they)
Reply 67


This "get the london look" girl... It would be doing her a favour by knocking her teeth out...



Nicki Minaj.... I hate her guts. How the hell has she got more followers on twitter than Eminem? The music industry is crap!!



She'll never have to choose which seat to take again.
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Reply 68
Rihanna
Nicki Minaj
Lady Gaga
Reply 69
Lady Gaga
John Terry
Ed Miliband
Original post by hbk4894
who?

Ok, so I can't spell his surname correctly - I mean the bloke from Kings of Leon.
Reply 71
Original post by Alofleicester
Ok, so I can't spell his surname correctly - I mean the bloke from Kings of Leon.


arlight
Original post by hbk4894
which 3 celebrites past or present would you happly punch in the face.

mine 3 would be

1 Simon Cowell
2 Ant
3 Dec


Present:

1) Nick Griffin
2) Emma West (Racist Tram woman)
3) Roy Chubby Brown (vile and repulsive self-proclaimed funnyman).

Past:

1)Adolf Hitler
2)Adolf Hitler
3)Adolf Hitler
russel brand
alan carr
graham norton
Kim Kardahian
Cheryl Cole
Kim Kardahian's mum (not sure what her name is)
Reply 75
Rihanna-utterly attention seeking moron
Joey Essex-To show that not everybody thinks being thick as pig s**t is a rewarding quality
LMFAO- (two guys I think? But I'm counting this as one) for producing the single most irritating, abysmal record inflicted upon humanity ever.
Reply 76
oli sykes
lil wayne
the queen
Reply 77
Lady Gaga
Katie Price
Michael Mcintyre
1) The entire Geordie Shore Cast (I'll have a royal rumble with em!!!! They're even more dislikeable than the Jersey Shore cast and that alone deserves a punch)



2) Jeremy Kyle (not even bothering explaining this one)


3) Jeremy Clarkson - Don't try to be funny and you aren't! You're just a lame, old, arrogant, narrow minded and offensive dick who wants attention!!




Bonus Celebrity: KELLY BROOK

Face it: she can't act, she can't present (remember the tragedy that was her on The Big Breakfast?) and she doesn't say anything that's worth listening to or reading. She's just a pretty face and a pair of tits that lives off Newspaper stories and she also screws sports people. 'blah blah blah... i'm representing the curvier women that the media don't show... blah blah blah... i'm not afraid to get my tits out... blah blah blah...look how big my huge boobs are... blah blah blah...' BITCH SHUT UP! Nobody cares! Sop trying to make it look as thoiugh you're a talented movie star. You suck!! Nice looking girl, but jesus she's annoying. She doesn' even warrant a newspaper story. No punch though... just a pimp slap :wink:

(edited 12 years ago)
Prince Charles
Zooey Deschanel
David Starkey

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