Oh and I was a pretty good kid at grammar school but when a supply teacher comes in when your teacher is off sick you CANNOT help going along with the crowd and pissing about. One of the funniest was a french supply teacher. He asked us all where we live and not being particularly clued up about Belfast we all proceeded to, one after another as he went round the class asking, said "Ja habite a Saintfield". Suffice to say after the 20th person said they lived in the same town, he went nuts and went down tot he school office and said he would personally go through our records to find our actual adress and everyone who lied to him was in detention.