Whats the most ridiculous statement you have ever put in a exam?

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Before going into my GCSE RS mock, the girl in front of me in the line was humming 99 Problems- so it naturally got stuck in my head.

I didnt discover until I got the paper back that I'd written 'Allah has 99 names and the bitch ain't one'. I'd done it subconsciously.

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Charlesrs

In my AS Biology, the question was someting like "What does C.I.T.E.S. stand for?"
I had no idea, so I just wrote "Justice"

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Tanet

I completely gave up with GCSE History, I wrote about a parrot, I got a D. Well deserved I reckon.

My friend was a complete **** and wrote in her Unit 6 Chemistry exam: CO2+H20 = Boom.

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Sashari

I quoted my History teacher as a historian in my AS exam. I got a C in that paper. Should have written 'Dr. Strickland' not 'Mr.'!

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Besakt

In economics A2 I went off on one criticising the question about the assumption it makes.

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Reform

I had a question asking me how many bonds an alkane has and I answered 007.

This was two years ago.

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katie2530753

Two answers in math exam:

x1 = 1

x2 = e^0

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katie2530753

Original post by Dull&Boring

S1 maths exam- 0.5 + 0.3= 0.7 :colondollar:

And I chencked this twice... and still thought it was right!

i actually took a while to get that you actually made a mistake =D

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nmudz_009

Original post by thompsonic7

Hahahahhaha well, it's still correct.

(edited 12 years ago)

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I-Banker

When discussing "Death of a Salesman" I compared the intro music played on a flute and its shrillness to the "sharp edges" of the house Willie Lowman is living in. I earned an A* which is an almost ludicrous grade for such nonsense xD.

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whattheheck

Original post by babadeyo

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Original post by hbk4894

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Original post by babadeyo

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For some reason, this had me in hysterics! :lol:

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JOR2010

Original post by SimplyEccentric

Most of my stupid answers are giving during RS exams, which I find perfectly justifiable :P

Most of my answers start with "Only God has the right to..." (give life, take it away, etc. etc.). In my exam last year, I answered the question: 'Why do Christians view homosexuality as a sin?' with: 'Only God has the right to be gay.' I ended up comparing God with Dumbledore, pondering over the idea that JK Rowling wrote Dumbledore as a representation of God, explaining how the magical element was comparable to God's power and his willingness to sacrifice Harry for the greater good was an example of Christian teachings. I was given a B!

I couldn't remember how to solve a problem in a Maths exam last month and so I did it both of the ways I thought to be correct and wrote a note to the examiner, saying "Please just mark the correct working out and ignore the wrong parts." I'm still waiting to see if they agree to do so.

Funny thing is, that on Edexcel, there is a statement at the start of the mark scheme to examiners, which says that if there are two attempts at a question, use the highest mark. GODDAMN D1, I SCRIBBLED OUT THE CORRECT METHOD, and left the wrong one. Such is life!

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MDS3

"Everyone knows that the sun rises in the west."

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JordanS94

In a GCSE physics/chemistry exam (I can't remember) it said
Name a transformer:
Megatron (I technically was correct) :smile:

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Forget that

I compared the 1970's Women's Right movement to a black Nigerian guy in prison for AQA English lit last year, because i could not remember the name of any other playwright's.

The examiner appreciated it tough. I know i have a way with words but thats just taking the biscuit :smile:

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Top Banana

The classic answer to the question: "Give your point of view and back up with with evidence"

"This is the case because I said so"

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alexlduffy

As generic as it sounds, I did actually slag off Justin Bieber in one of my exams (I think it was General Studies - Cultural Studies Paper). I got an A in that exam, so I can't say it was a bad decision.

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lukas1051

In my general studies exam I argued that plants might have feelings so it is immoral to eat them. Whenever I get into philosophical/ethical discussions, I start pondering all sorts of bullcrap. :facepalm: