Is there a question about the condition of british teeth?
There is.
Q) What negative stereotype about Britain is in fact full of ****? A) The one about bad British teeth. British teeth are not only not bad, they are in fact the best in the God-damn world. The average tooth decay amongst British children is 0.6 of a tooth. Our teeth might not be the whitest, but that's because unlike Americans, we don't need to spend thousands and thousands on cosmetic procedures, because we aren't insecure nonces.