1) Do you support a Spanish team, if so which one? (If no go to question 3)
2) Who is your favourite Spanish football player? (If he plays for Barca then go to question 4, if he plays for another club then go to question 5)
3) You are a fool for not watching Spanish football, why don't you watch it?
4) Have you been to the Nou Camp?
5) Do you like eating cheese?