Okay, you crossed the line. I call for immediate termination of the ceasefire.
At least that would make me an authority on something, something you couldn't claim to.
And it would have won a Nobel Prize. So...
I know, I'm sure you'll do very well - at least you've been doing some work, keeping your reading and essays going. I'll go into the first tutorial and the tutors will be like
'Why did we accept this guy?'
Well, if you were better at them, I could...
Errmmm well, I was running this morning so I think I might go and spend an hour or so in the bath soon.
And then I'll do some reading - your essay-writing has motivated me to sort my life out - it's only five months!
It's cold here as well. Yourself?