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Need to get laid!

Seriously, I'm going mental. It's been like 4 months since I last had sex, and the frustration is really starting to kick in now. It's not just the sexual release or I'd be satisfied with masturbation. I'm craving a woman's touch, the feel of her skin against mine, the lying there together completely spent after getting hot and sweaty.

I've had no luck with online dating, and I don't really have any girl friends who I could even suggest anything to. I've considered escorts but I just can't make myself pay so much money for such a short time together, for something which shouldn't have a price tag.

Anyone else feel the same? Anyone else got a happy ending to a similar story to give me hope? How do I get through the sexual recession??
Reply 1
How do you think I feel I'm 22 and never got any:angry: I have craved those exact things that you have since I was about 13!
Reply 2
Get one of these badboys or badgirls sorry http://www.dhgate.com/wholesale/japanese+sex+doll.html (btw don't click that if your not a fan of plastic boobs and stuff)
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Reply 3
There's quite a few like this on TSR lol
Reply 4
Original post by Anonymous
Seriously, I'm going mental. It's been like 4 months since I last had sex, and the frustration is really starting to kick in now. It's not just the sexual release or I'd be satisfied with masturbation. I'm craving a woman's touch, the feel of her skin against mine, the lying there together completely spent after getting hot and sweaty.

I've had no luck with online dating, and I don't really have any girl friends who I could even suggest anything to. I've considered escorts but I just can't make myself pay so much money for such a short time together, for something which shouldn't have a price tag.

Anyone else feel the same? Anyone else got a happy ending to a similar story to give me hope? How do I get through the sexual recession??


Tbh you should just go for the escort option if you're that desperate. There's nothing more unattractive than desperation and you will project that in all kinds of ways if you tried to go and pull in this particular emotional state.

I've personally never been to see an escort but I've got a strange feeling they're able to satisfy and please much more effectively than the average civilian woman.
Reply 5
Someone slap this guy in the face!
I am really desperate for a shag and I'd always say ill **** anything but when it came to it...I chickened out. I just dont dig ugly girls. So if you can handle it - go for the munters when out clubbing, you are bound to go home with one.
Original post by Anonymous
I am really desperate for a shag and I'd always say ill **** anything but when it came to it...I chickened out. I just dont dig ugly girls. So if you can handle it - go for the munters when out clubbing, you are bound to go home with one.


cool story bro, say it again :stink:
I get where you're coming from. I'm at the 7 month mark here. I'm holding out until I find someone worth sleeping with, since no matter how frustrated I get, I can't bring myself to sleep with someone I'm not attracted to.
Reply 9
Heh, I hear the low self esteem bitches are easy targets.
Original post by 1337nutcase
Heh, I hear the low self esteem bitches are easy targets.


you better not be refering to woman like that...would you like someone to refer to your mom like that?

thats just wrong on every level!
Don't care TBH!
I had to turn shags down because they were munters lol
Reply 13
Time to get your game on.

I know how you feel but yeah, don't demean yourself. Keep your standards. It isn't worth scoping for sex, if it isn't good sex.
Original post by Anonymous
I had to turn shags down because they were munters lol


You are disgusting. For God's sake man, get a grip of yourself.
Reply 15
This thread is embarrassing.
Reply 16
This thread makes me lose my faith in humanity.
This thread makes me want to turn off my computer.
In a long distance relationship and haven't seen her for a year! I often masturbate 5 times a day when I got no university lectures Goddammit!
Do something to keep your mind off girls and sex? :dontknow:

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