Strangest things a teacher's said to YOU? Version 2.0

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my A level physics teacher called me a goddess and then on a different day asked me if I had ever done bondage...I dropped physics

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I am sure you would love to know :wink:

Reply 783

bethambitious

Just the other day my new business teacher (she's a female) winked at me after answering my question haha.

Also, my sociology teacher, one of the greatest and bizarre men ever once got onto a computer chair and rode it like a horse :banana:

Now that I THINK about it back in year 8 a maths teacher broke one of them huge protractors because she was angry and said "I have done some bad things in my life - don't make me do them again"..... I think she's got a cellar full of dead people.

Reply 784

hira12

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I am sure you would love to know

I do! I do!

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lol, I can't say on here!

Reply 785

cartoonman4427

our science teacher is abit of a pervert but anyway this girl walked into class one day she tripped and like fell to the floor and he is quite a 'proper' man but he randomly goes "you got knocked the f*** out" it was so funny.

Reply 786

BeccaAnne94

In lectures;

'Everyone do the heimlich conga!'
'I need to impregnate this dummy' (we had a little annie doll on the table)

Reply 787

rawrr_charlotte

This wasn't to me, but last week my French teacher was like
'I like children... Especially when they're cooked.'

wut

Reply 788

username1042689

My maths teacher once called me 'honey', and he doesn't like me much so the whole class started laughing. He freaked out and yelled "I'm sorry, for a second I thought I was talking to my wife!"

...much better. -_-

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Reply 789

Mollymod

Original post by lukeface

My old music teacher used to say to the girls in the class: "Open your legs wide and let the music flow out."

This was posted a year ago and I'm still cracking up.

Reply 790

ladymarshmallow

Apparently this is what my teacher said about me today when I wasn't in the classroom: "Oh, sometimes I do wonder what *my name's* on!"
I was mortified when my friend told me later.

Reply 791

n x

"You just open the flaps" then after seeing the weird looks off the class he said "I didn't mean it like that."

Reply 792

acer0951

Have these facts up your *slave*.... You know what I mean, sleeve sleeve guys come on grow up :/ never will I see rave relations the same.

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Reply 793

Mrc1301

My Physics Teacher once told me I have nice legs when I wore shorts one sports day, he also used to tell me that he liked my hair when I wore it in certain styles