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You're ****, and you know you are, you're ****! (usually at a rival player, or the ref)

There's only one XXX! Only one XXX!

Score in a brothel, you couldn't score in a brothel
Reply 2
Going to an england game eh? Learn this one...

"Booooooooooooooooo....." (during the opposition's national anthem)
Reply 3
Lawl.

The chants at England games aren't great. They mainly consist of "God Save The Queen" (yuck!) and chanting the word "England" to a familiar tune like "The Great Escape". And no one sings "Ten German Bombers" until after the game on the way home. England fans are loud though. It's a case of quantity over quality.

Anyway, by your second game you will have picked up the lyrics to the most frequently sung chants.
Reply 4
Yes, I remember that, they just use "The Great Escape" tune, but I cant remember if they use the word "England".

Thank you all.
Reply 5
Go to a mAn utd game, loadsof brilliant chants there!
Reply 6
But the biggest chant is:

I'm England til I die, I'm England til I die, I know I am I'm sure I am, I'm England til I die :biggrin:
Reply 7
I'm Arsenal till I die, I'm Arsenal till I die, I know I am, I am sure I am, I am ARSENAL TILL I DIE

COME ONNN YOUUUU GUNNNNERRRRRRSSSSSS...
Shady05
Go to a mAn utd game, loadsof brilliant chants there!

Yep, and they are all about scousers.
Hes bald hes **** he plays when no-ones fit, CYGAN, CYGAN

You are scouser, an ugly scouser, you're only happy on giro day, your mums out stealin, your dads drug dealin, please dont take my hubcaps away, la la la la la

The ****y Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ****y Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
The ****y Tottenham Hotspur went to Rome to see the Pope,
And this is what he said
**** OFF.
Whos that team they call the arsenal, whos that team we all adore, we're the boys in red and white and we're ****ing dynamite, and martin jol's mother is a whore

not forgetting:

We are the Pride of North London, the Kings of the South
We hate the Tottenham cos they are all mouth
The cannon will fire, the cockrel will fall
We are the Arsenal, the greatest of all....
Michelin Man

You are scouser, an ugly scouser, you're only happy on giro day, your mums out stealin, your dads drug dealin, please dont take my hubcaps away, la la la la la

The sheer originality is shocking
There's no such thing as an original chant anymore. Everyone rips off everyone else until no one knows who sung the original. Each club has maybe 5 chants which are unique. It's super duper gay.

Just for my own peace of mind, does anyone sing a song to the tune of 'Baby give It Up' by Kaci and the Sunshine Band?
"We all live in a Robbie Fowler house, a Robbie Fowler house, a Robbie Fowler house"

To Andy Johnson: "Duh, duh, der, duh, your a ******"

To manyoo fans:

"Live round the corner, you only live round the corner, live round the corrrnnnerrr"

"**** off back to london, **** off back to london"

"Home in 10 minutes! You'll be home in 10 minutes"

To the Geordies (they don't like this one):

"Where were you when you were ****?"



Everywhere we go
People want to know
Where the hell are you from
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Sunny Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton

Buy a corner shop now
Sell cheap lager
Tenants extra
75 p a can
Tenants super
85 p a can
Banks mild
79 p a can

Buy a take away now
Selling cheaper poppadoms
We've got chicken tikka
At 1 pound fifty
We got chicken madras
At 1 pound eighty

Said everywhere we go
People want to know
Where the hell are you from?
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Sunny Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton

Lets buy a football club now
Call it Wolverhampton
Get relegated
Three seasons running

Buy Stevie Bull now
Win promotion 2 seasons running

Said everywhere we go
People want to know
Where the hell are you from
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton

Sack the Bhattis
Sack the Bhattis
Wanderers....Wanderers.....etc
gas_panic!

Everywhere we go
People want to know
Where the hell are you from
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Sunny Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton

Buy a corner shop now
Sell cheap lager
Tenants extra
75 p a can
Tenants super
85 p a can
Banks mild
79 p a can

Buy a take away now
Selling cheaper poppadoms
We've got chicken tikka
At 1 pound fifty
We got chicken madras
At 1 pound eighty

Said everywhere we go
People want to know
Where the hell are you from?
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Sunny Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton

Lets buy a football club now
Call it Wolverhampton
Get relegated
Three seasons running

Buy Stevie Bull now
Win promotion 2 seasons running

Said everywhere we go
People want to know
Where the hell are you from
We're from Wolverhampton
Lovely Wolverhampton
Colourful Wolverhampton

Sack the Bhattis
Sack the Bhattis
Wanderers....Wanderers.....etc


Is that one real? It sounds ****.
Liam The Eagle
Is that one real? It sounds ****.


It is real and when sung by a few thousand it sounds ace.
Reply 15
i thaught this was supposed to be about england songs..............

anyway, god save the queen, rule britania, ten german bombers, keep st george in my heart are a couple of the longer ones that might start but chances are only a few of us will sing.
just learn the basic england repeating chants and youll be made. but if you sit near the band youll be singing the great escape song all game.
also take a stick if youre sat near the pompey bloke with the bell and ****ing horn thing :mad:
gas_panic!
It is real and when sung by a few thousand it sounds ace.


As is the case for many football songs.

On the subject of chants, was I the only one disgusted to hear Germans singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' at the World Cup? Very few football chants deserve to be protected by law, but that is definitely one of them. I'm not a Liverpool fan, but I know It belongs to Liverpool and Celtic, any other fans caught singing it should be instantly shot in the temple. If we started singing it at the Palace I'd be embarrassed more than anything.
Liam The Eagle

On the subject of chants, was I the only one disgusted to hear Germans singing 'You'll Never Walk Alone' at the World Cup? Very few football chants deserve to be protected by law, but that is definitely one of them. I'm not a Liverpool fan, but I know It belongs to Liverpool and Celtic, any other fans caught singing it should be instantly shot in the temple. If we started singing it at the Palace I'd be embarrassed more than anything.

Your not the only one, i felt embarrased aswell. Especially when SSN panned the england crowd pre-game and YNWA was echo'ing round the area on the tannoy.
Reply 18
calderstonesLFC
Yep, and they are all about scousers.


There not ALL about scousers!! Yeh we have a few, what team doesnt? Theres a rivilary so of course we have to slate the scousers. Im sure use have chants about us to.

Hers a few just for U!

Build a bonfire
Build a bonfire
Put the scousers on the top
Put the city in the middle
And weil burn the f'n lot!

In your Liverpool slums
You search in a bin for something to eat
You find a dead cat and think it’s a treat
In your Liverpool slums

Same old scousers always boring
Same old scousers u keep me snoring
Same old scousers o so *****e same old scousers
******* all nite
Oh South London!
Oh South London!

Is Wonderful!
Is wonderful!

Oh South London's wonderful!
It's full of tits, fanny and palace,
Oh South London's wonderful!

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